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The act of puking (vomiting) and pooping (defacating) simultaniously.
I had to pooke so bad after my flight from Guatemala.
by ah ha white and brown September 09, 2009
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A trick played on a fellow athlete where the open hand smacks the target's testicles with the knuckles in a sharp, wrist flicking motion.
"Dude, I sack tapped Brandon, and now he has the whole team trying to sack tap me"
by Chris M July 07, 2004
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To Poo and Puke at the same time
Holy shit man, i'm sooo hungover that I have the Pookes
by givemeabeer January 15, 2011
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n. An error of common sense. When someone says something that is known by everyone around to be incorrect or uneducated. Refers to the person not the error
How do i know what temperature to cook this on? There are only numbers on the cooker.

They're gas marks you Pooke
by Tobs123 October 28, 2005
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When severe intestinal obstruction or constipation leads to a build up of poo matter coming back up the other way when vomitting.
"I haven't been for a dump in 3 weeks and I've become so backed up, last night I pooked."
by ferretzombie October 29, 2008
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