Poofties 

A decade of old fashioned music from the twentieth century, generally not listened to by a young age group.
Derogatary towards the form of music, not necessarily referring to the listener's sexuality.

Brother: *Listening to jazz music*
Sister: Why are you listening to songs from the poofties?
Brother: It's jazz.
Sister: More like jizz.

Poofties by Saaaaamsamsam February 17, 2010

pooftie 

Fictional characters that are cute and soft. "Poofti" is referred as the respective fictional world they live in.

"this character is so cute, it's such a pooftie!"
"I wish I could live in this poofti world, so I could be cute and pooftie too."

pooftie by butterfly on your shoulder February 9, 2020

pooties 

when one has a continous amount of farts within a short amount of time

guy one: "man, i really have the pooties right now"
guy two: "yeah, with you farting alot in such a short amount of time, it sure does smell bad"

pooties by artie simmons June 15, 2003

pooties 

Farts, Shits

What is that smell I ate beans and I have the POOTIES !!!

pooties by Allendra May 31, 2004

pooties 

Having pointy boobs.

Ew look that girl she has the worst case of pooties i've ever seen.

pooties by seamore buts December 28, 2005

Pooties 

A word for computers.

Like puter/pootie.

Oh, just y'know, playing with the pooties.

Pooties by Jorjamai March 1, 2011

pooftie 

Adjective or noun describing someone as gay in a derogatory way.

Morrisey is such a pooftie man.

If you don't make this basket you're a total pooftie.

pooftie by Louis Destouches July 2, 2005