Poofties

A decade of old fashioned music from the twentieth century, generally not listened to by a young age group.
Derogatary towards the form of music, not necessarily referring to the listener's sexuality.

Brother: *Listening to jazz music*
Sister: Why are you listening to songs from the poofties?
Brother: It's jazz.
Sister: More like jizz.

by Saaaaamsamsam February 17, 2010

pooftie

Fictional characters that are cute and soft. "Poofti" is referred as the respective fictional world they live in.

"this character is so cute, it's such a pooftie!"
"I wish I could live in this poofti world, so I could be cute and pooftie too."

by butterfly on your shoulder February 9, 2020

pooties

when one has a continous amount of farts within a short amount of time

guy one: "man, i really have the pooties right now"
guy two: "yeah, with you farting alot in such a short amount of time, it sure does smell bad"

by artie simmons June 15, 2003

pooties

Farts, Shits

What is that smell I ate beans and I have the POOTIES !!!

by Allendra May 31, 2004

pooties

Having pointy boobs.

Ew look that girl she has the worst case of pooties i've ever seen.

by seamore buts December 28, 2005

Pooties

A word for computers.

Like puter/pootie.

Oh, just y'know, playing with the pooties.

by Jorjamai March 1, 2011

pooftie

Adjective or noun describing someone as gay in a derogatory way.

Morrisey is such a pooftie man.

If you don't make this basket you're a total pooftie.

by Louis Destouches July 2, 2005