Poo poo platter

Similar to an upper decker in nature, but instead of pooping into the toilet tank, the pooper deficates onto the overturned tank lid. The tank lid is then placed on the closed toilet seat and presented like a platter. The bathroom door is then closed to allow the odor to fill the room.

Steve is going to barf when he walks into the bathroom and finds the poo poo platter I made for him.

by TheBizIzKing October 26, 2011

Poo poo platter

Mystery meal they may serve you at a Chinese restaurant.

John ordered the poo poo platter and got a plate full of mystery meat

by Shithouse man November 4, 2018

poo poo platter

A platter of poo poo

"hey dude pass over the poo poo platter please"

by Sam Anderson August 31, 2008

Poo poo platter

When you can recognize what you ate in your bowel movement.

I ate so much corn last night, this morning I left a poo poo platter of it in the toilet.

by HumaneAnimal August 16, 2017

I'll have the poo-poo platter

Originally from the movie. "A Bug's Life"; when you're about to receive news that you already know is going to be shitty.

{Derek}: Ron, I've got some terrible news for you.
{Ron}: Ok, I'll have the poo-poo platter!

{Derek}: I accidentally ran over your cat this morning; it was as flat as a pancake and there were all these pink gooey things everywhere.

by Telephony September 19, 2014

Poo Poo Plater

When a women has Rectovaginal Fistula and your "eating" her she sharts into your mouth, down your throat causing you to vomit on her vagina. You then slurp up the mixture known as the "Poo Poo Plater"

Dude, Sarah was so nasty she made me eat her poo poo plater

by BlueWaffle3456213487 March 7, 2012

Poo Poo Plater

The act of taking a dump and not wiping, Then having oral intercourse with your partner. Right before you climax sit on their face and then finish on their face.

Well I had to go to the bathroom and they were out of toilet paper. So of course she got the poo poo plater..

by F 1 B 3 R September 9, 2010