Poo and Goo

The time-saving process of masturbating while taking a shit.

Bobby had to poo and goo because he was late for class.

by frank the stank March 27, 2012

Poo goo

When you stick your finger into your butt and wiggle it around ,pull it out and there is something on it that you can't see but you can smell,thats poo goo.Also known as potent aphrodisiac when held under subjects nose.

I PUT MY FINGER IN MY BUTT,PULLED IT OUT AND HAD POO GOO ON IT.I COULDN'T SEE IT BUT I COULD SURE SMELL IT.

by Cadillac Crumb November 09, 2017

poo goo

When taking a poop, the consistency of the poo is creamy resulting in a goop of poo on the toilet paper when wiping the bum is known as poo goo.

I just used up half a roll of toilet paper to wipe off the poo goo!

by Muck_mroo January 24, 2011

Two in the poo, two in the goo

The act of pleasuring a female manually by inserting two fingers into her vagina and two in her anus. One finger up from 'two in the pink one in the stink'.

Then try two in the poo, two in the goo - its a winner

by Jordo1981 November 24, 2010