Poo Lip

Someone has poo lip if they have accidently wiped resin from the end of a half smoked spliff on there lips. The sticky brown substance resembles faeces and a ganj-naive associate may believe you've been giving someone a rim job.

Joseph: "I'm going home now.. Gotta be up early tomorrow"
Deano: "You better wipe your lips bro, that poo lip might leave your mum thinking you've been doing a bit of butt munching"

Poo Lip by Only He Who Understands December 14, 2012

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Poo Lip

A female's upper lip that resembles a smear of fecal matter caused by excessive waxing and exposure to the sun.

Lauren Conrad's upper lip on Season 4 of the Hills is a perfect example of Poo Lip.

Poo Lip by Michelle Beaudry November 1, 2008

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Cat poo lip

Illness caused by cat poo that's made contact with your lip.

I won't be in work today as when I was cutting the grass yesterday I went over some cat poo and flew up and hit my lip. I now have the shits caused by cat poo lip

Cat poo lip by LJJninja June 28, 2021

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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