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Poo Choo Train

When sitting on the porcelain throne, preparing to drop some deuces a steady stream of fart air emits from your bunghole, sometimes pinched enough to emit a squeaking or whistling sounding fart announcing the turd train a'comin until the poo seals off the space and stops the whistle
Fuck dude, i could hear your poo choo train comin down the tracks from out here
Poo Choo Train by Colonel Skadoosh November 6, 2009
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poo choo train

the act of manking your male friend in the bunghole who buys drugs for you from a gay dancer
Hunter likes to poo choo train James while watching gay black porn that his brother downloaded. After that, Hunter also likes to poo choo train Stretch, also while watching gay black porn but when with Stretch, likes to stick staplers and random objects in his bunghole.
poo choo train by Norbert Cotthead August 30, 2008

Poo-choo train

Lyrics:

Mr. Hanky: "Poo-choo trian's layin' down its tracks, with a POO! CHOO! all the way and back!"

Eric Cartman: "Poo-poo train is my favorite thing! Spreading Christmas joy as we ride and sing!"

Mr. Hanky: "Christmas time wouldn't be the same, without hugs and kisses and a poo-choo train."
"Christmas time wouldn't be the same, without hugs and kisses and a poo-choo train."
Poo-choo train by Phillip Evans December 23, 2004

Poo-choo train

Train made out of turds; created by Mr. Hanky on South Park as a way to reach the North Pole.
Hey kids, let's ride the poo-choo train and go see Santa!
Poo-choo train by RatchetBoo July 7, 2003

Poo Choo Train Express 

All aboard the porcelain express!! You nestle down for what feels an epic. A high pitched fart whistles out of your puckered A-hole. There is an urgency like you never felt before.

With all your might you squeeze! Your muscles tighten just as your sphincter gives way! A mighty log of fecal matter and gas jettison out of your bungole on a one stop journey to hell! On its way down the log lays down a crooked rusty track that appears to be forged by satan himself.

The poo choo train express was quick, and brutal. It's all over in under 20 seconds. Looking down, the train wreck below leaves you sobbing in your crotch.
Kieran : Dude... go check the toilet. I think I may have caused some serious damage to my anus.

Derek : (runs to toilet - runs out) my god, are you ok? That's horrific.

Kieran : I don't know what happened. It was all over so fast. First a simple toot... then an explosion. I feel like I've been ass raped man!!

Derek : (comforts Kieran) hey big fella, it's gonna be ok. You just had your first poo choo train express. First time is never easy. It's gonna be a while before you're ok. We better go break the bad news to the toilet duck.
Poo Choo Train Express by K-man75 February 8, 2012
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