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Saucisson Polonaise 

A penis large enough to surpass the delight of females and the envy of males, into the territory of actual fear and awe. Term originates from the mythos surrounding a muscular Slavic student at the University of Connecticut who reportedly possesses the largest genitalia on campus. Literally translated, it is "Polish Sausage".

Also known as a kielbasa.

See also: Kevorka Polonaise.
"I heard that kid's hung like a moose."

"He ain't got no saucisson polonaise. That shit's bush-league."
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plonga-plongo 

Javanese/Indonesian term (insult) to describe a person who's confused while other people around him are doing an activity, or can also be used to insult someone who has a stupid face or is dumbfounded with their mouth hanging open.
Mr. X: Hey, how you doing?
Mr. J: I'm great ahahahhah
Mr. X: So it's been 2 years, when will you pay off the debt?
Mr. J: *plonga-plongo
plonga-plongo by RealXiJinping February 28, 2021
dammnnnn nigga she fine she a polona
polona by young daggerdickmamii January 10, 2018
The space between a girls thighs, usually found in ladies of the skinnier variety with not so much of the flesh on their bones.
Bloody hell Steve, look at the Poongap on that, she wouldn't catch any pigs!
poongap by SammyPeeps April 2, 2009
it means a enormous dick, cock.
You have to say it in a funny way
Chloe: I want bread with ketchup!
ChaChO!: And my poronga with mayonese!
poronga by Ch! & pnkr.. May 3, 2005
Suenan los tambores! De mi poronga enorme!