polish breakfast

cracking a whole egg (raw, of course; brown egg recommended) into a pint of beer to start your day the right way

after a wild night of festivities; Fryderyk recommends chasing that hangover away with a full, balanced polish breakfast

polish breakfast by tony_homo December 24, 2010

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Polish breakfast

It is when you dont have a room at the hotel but you still eat their breakfast (basicly being a theif)

Ben dover :All of the food places here is very expelsive

Mike hunt : we can just have a polish breakfast at the hotel

Polish breakfast by Hard_willy July 25, 2022

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polish breakfast

When one has a stimulant, esp speed for breakfast rather than food.

I'm wide awake now after a good Polish Breakfast.

polish breakfast by R Muir May 1, 2007

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Polish Breakfast

A Polish Breakfast is where you crack an egg on a woman’s vagina and fuck the soul out of her until the egg is scrambled.

Yeah Charlie’s mom invited me over for a polish breakfast and the eggs tasted quite well

Polish Breakfast by Chunky Skittles January 1, 2019

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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