Pokemon/a

Pokemones are Chilean youth outfitted with the latest clothing and technological gadgets.

Their look is androgynous and exaggerated: clad in low-slung, tight-fitting jeans, both boys and girls wear multiple piercings, dyed and waxed hair, and thick black eyeliner. They use way too much makeup
They have their own Web sites like a fotolog or blog, even their own slang.
They enemys are the Pelo Lais another Chilean youth. (An example of Pelo Lais is the typical blonde dumb girl)
They aren't emos, but they are not Pelo Lais.

Oh, who is that guy?
-Is a Pokemon/a

Oh! really? he look really weird
-Yeah, look his eyeliner!

Pokemon/a by WHOISSHE?? July 9, 2010

I am a pokemon designer 

As first seen in the official Pokemon youtube channel were Kensaku Nabana draws pokemon from memory very fast. Can be used to explain any situation.

P1: That was fast!
P2: Well, I am a pokemon designer.

Prof. Oak: Are you a boy or a girl?
P: I am a pokemon designer.

I am a pokemon designer by MissNeutrum December 27, 2018

become a pokemon 

To be on acid and tripping.

Usually, to be tripping balls, having an intense trip, reaching the peak of your acid trip.

Acid will make you become a pokemon = acid will make u trip balls
2 hours after I dropped some, i was already a pokemon = 2 hours after i dropped some i was already tripping balls
Those two girls are pokemon af = Those two girls are tripping af

become a pokemon by azn kidd June 21, 2017

1 of each pokemon vs a billion lions 

This is the oldest unsolved question of mankind, many claimed to know the answer to this question but failed, great minds like Albert Einstein had problems solving this question.

Guy1: who would win? 1 of each pokemon or a billion lions.

Guy:2 the lions would win obviously

Guy3: nah the pokemon would claim victory.

Guy2 and guy3: *proceeds to argue like idiots*

Guy4: 1 of each pokemon vs a billion lions is the stupidest question ever. How do people even argue about this?

1 of each pokemon vs a billion lions by HistoricalGlaceon May 8, 2021

Catch a Pokémon

A cheeky way to tell your partner you’re about to show some enthusiastic affection by slapping your balls on her face— Pokémon-style.

P1: Dude, why the fuck is your ladies cheeks red??
P2: I decided to "Catch a Pokémon" last night, lol.

Catch a Pokémon by ImOffensive October 18, 2025

It's a Pokèmon

A practical joke

Used when one doesn't know what a sexual or rude word/saying means. Used to make your friends believe that one word is indeed a pokèmon and ends up saying it another person and makes themselves look like a fool.

"Hey Seb"
"Yeah"
"Do you know what a dildo is?"
"no"
"seriously"
"tell me"
"are you sure you wanna know"
"yeah"
"ok then, ummm, it's a Pokèmon"

"Hey Charis what's a Dildo"

"Its a thing girl uses"
"my friend said it was a pokèmon"

Hey Jai whats a dildo, it's a pokemon.

It's a Pokèmon by xhguxzhgcvliusdg May 21, 2018

Batman i Caught a little Pokemon 

a way of saying to my enemy i got a pokemon

Batman i Caught a little Pokemon it is my way of saying to my enemy i got a pokemon
I caught a Lopunny
Oh No, Joker
Don't tell me
You already know, Batman
You know what i'm gonna do
TO THAT THING!
JOKER!
It's an animal, Joker!
You can't
BATMAN, THERE IS NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON, BATMAN!
I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT!
NO OH MY GOD! NO!
I'M GONNA DO IT, BATMAN!

Batman i Caught a little Pokemon by Léonard October 28, 2023