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Pokemon Go helps you get your ass of fthe couch and catch a damn pikachu
by Alomomola December 01, 2016
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Combination of Pokemon and Mongoloid.

A person who is so immersed in playing Pokemon Go that he/she forgets the world around him/her, putting themselves and others in danger.
1. This Pokemongo ran right in front of my car trying to catch a Squirtle.
2. Sorry that I am late, but there were about a hundred Pokemongos down at the train station clogging up the entrance.
by Dukeofhazzard July 14, 2016
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Pokémon GO is an interactive, mobile game that uses your phone's GPS data and clock to show Pokémon hidden near your current, physical location. The Pokémon which appear on-screen in the app can be captured its also great for kidnappers
Guy 1: Why is that guy over there staring at his phone

Guy 2: He's obviously playing Pokémon go

Guy 1: I thought that game was dead
by Savagecabbage29 February 10, 2017
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A game released in mid 2016, used to trick fat nerds into exercising by offering small virtual monsters called Pokemon also used to drain your money so you can buy virtual coins!
Misha: I play Pokemon go everyday, I play Pokemon G-

Rest Of the World: SHUT UP!
by DefinitionPotatoGuy39274846264 December 22, 2016
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a game that was released in July of 2016 where you turn on your GPS and walk around anywhere and catch imaginary pokemon around the world. You're pretty much a fake Ash and you really only see ratatat's, pidgeys, paras, catapries and more (it depends on where you live) if you live near water you'll see a shit ton of magikarps and tentacools. It's was a fun app in the first week or two of the release when it wasn't really a threat and shit because now people are dying and getting kidnapped. it's the end of world obesity and making relationships happen but it's the best-yet-worse game out there. You grind your ass off to get a squirtle of whatever with 600 CP and fight in the gym but the leaders and shit have 2000 cp pokemon. There are 3 teams you can join once you're level 5, team mystic, valor and instinct (valor isn't good lmao) and you compete and shit.
The objective of Pokemon go is to catch em all but you still don't.

Guy 1: Oh shit! A nineties
Guy 2: aren't they rare as hell?!
Guy 1: yah, you barely see em!
Guy: welp, I ain't gonna catch em all
by dubsplashxiii August 15, 2016
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An app that gets kids killed because they walk out on the street while a car is passing, searching for pokemon. And guess what? Boom their dead.

No, actually. This is the birth of the bet-yet-worst mobile app in 2016. First released in Japan, it has over 75 million downloads by estimate. Going to be the game that kills people. One story says that two kids, playing Pokemon GO! fell off a 80 ft cliff.

Pokeballs have reportedly been found on heavily guarded “shoot on sight” military bases in Australia.

Game that will lead to the most deaths due to a mobile game since Flappy Bird.
Dude 1: Dude! I just got this cool new game, Pokemon GO!
Dude 2: Uninstall that. It'll kill you.
Dude 1: No it won't.


Dude 1 (on phone talking to Dude 2, while playing Pokemon GO! on another phone.): Bro, I just found a Charizard near these trai- *crash*
Dude 2: DUDE!? DUDE!? WHERE ARE YOU? DUDE!? Oh shit he died! Pokemon GO is the death of us.
by RitoshiHusky July 26, 2016
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A overrated game where you catch Pokemanz. You also GO get egged and get almost shot the shit out of by a jerk.
Pokemon GO sucks.
by Badcatalex July 17, 2016
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