The facebook version of a ginger stepchild. They just sit there and you have no idea what to do with them so you give your Pokes dirty looks and spit on them every once in a while.
FB Notification - "Joe Blow had Poked you! Click here to Poke him back!"

You - "Oh shit, not again..."
by UniverseTwister July 6, 2010
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Nah nah people, you've got it all wrong(or maybe I have, but last time I heard this is what 'poke' or 'poking' is known as in Oceania). Poking is not having sex. It's when someone inserts their finger into a girl's pussy with a repeated thrusting motion. The girl's version of third base.
"Hey, has your bf poked you yet?"
by anon October 1, 2004
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To Approach. To talk to. It derives from the act of simply extended your index finger as if you were saying "GO" or "Go Forth".
1. If tommy doesnt come speak to me first, i guess I'll have to poke at him.

2. Pete make sure you poke your father because he's been looking for you.
by Urban-word king October 28, 2009
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One who is poked or tele-poked.
POKE!
You have just become a pokee.
by Fae Rula July 14, 2006
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The act of sensual fornication. Only to be used by people who have attained a high level of awesomeness.
Dude! I poked her and her friend last night!
I'll be there in a little bit, i'm poking right now.
No, we can't date. We can still be poke-pals though!
by JJMagoo1331 December 23, 2010
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The way you can kill someone if they are in godmode.
When Mike was in Godmode, i poked him in the belly and he died
by MIKEGETPOKED December 6, 2010
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to insert fingers into the vagina in a thrusting motion.
Girl:Mark tried poking me last night.
Girl2:OMG, did you let him?!
Girl: Of course!
by breadandjam February 12, 2012
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