Poitoa

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An absolute legend. The first one to show up to support you and the one who goes the hardest at the party. Most commonly referred to as the sexiest man alive. He is wanted by men and women. Typically can be found in the gym perfecting his body. Usually this man is found with a beautiful mullet, and it’s hazel brown colour glistens in the sunlight. Although this man might be tall, smart and handsome god does not give with open arms. His eyes might be the brown shade but you might be able to get lost in them for hours.

Person1: Did you see Poitoa last night?
Person2: Yeah I think I did but he disappeared with some chick.

Poitoa by Poitoa November 23, 2021

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Poitaly

The country where Potalian people originally come from.

Your great grandma An-a Nood came from Poitaly when she was young, in her babooshka.

Poitaly by NoodleDoodle October 18, 2008

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postoagie

stoner lingo, like "stoner" or "bro"

Yo! Postoagie! 'sup?

postoagie by David Gossett March 18, 2005

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poutoa

lame ass guy who thinks he’s that hot n gets all the girls but really he just a thot and so so stuck up, all the girls know to stay away... well at least some do

friend 1: “this poutoa guy is so cute n seems so nice n loyal i wanna become friends with him”

friend 2: “ugh poutoa is a thot n thinks he is so fucking good he literally deserves the FIG JAM award, don’t even go there sweetie”

poutoa by girlcode April 14, 2020

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burnt poptoast

1. a cheating whore.
2. a whore, who cheats.

mike ! its bad enough that youre a poptoast. how youre a BURNT poptoast ?! what are we gonnah do with you ?!

mike: poptoast !
sam: hey, at least im not a BURNT poptoast ! mwahahahah.
mike: not anymore !
sam: yeah, yeah.
mike: xD.

burnt poptoast by sam nicolee. January 22, 2009

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Poitras

A family of haitian descent. They migrated to the United States in the early 20th century.

I met a Poitras from Haiti.

Poitras by Sartiop January 2, 2012

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poptoast

1. a whore.

mike, youre such a poptoast ! how much did you get paid, this time ?!

poptoast by sam nicole January 22, 2009

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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