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An absolute legend. The first one to show up to support you and the one who goes the hardest at the party. Most commonly referred to as the sexiest man alive. He is wanted by men and women. Typically can be found in the gym perfecting his body. Usually this man is found with a beautiful mullet, and it’s hazel brown colour glistens in the sunlight. Although this man might be tall, smart and handsome god does not give with open arms. His eyes might be the brown shade but you might be able to get lost in them for hours.
Person1: Did you see Poitoa last night?
Person2: Yeah I think I did but he disappeared with some chick.
Poitoa by Poitoa November 23, 2021
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The country where Potalian people originally come from.
Your great grandma An-a Nood came from Poitaly when she was young, in her babooshka.
Poitaly by NoodleDoodle October 18, 2008
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postoagie 

stoner lingo, like "stoner" or "bro"
Yo! Postoagie! 'sup?
postoagie by David Gossett March 18, 2005
lame ass guy who thinks he’s that hot n gets all the girls but really he just a thot and so so stuck up, all the girls know to stay away... well at least some do
friend 1: “this poutoa guy is so cute n seems so nice n loyal i wanna become friends with him

friend 2: “ugh poutoa is a thot n thinks he is so fucking good he literally deserves the FIG JAM award, don’t even go there sweetie”
poutoa by girlcode April 14, 2020

burnt poptoast

mike ! its bad enough that youre a poptoast. how youre a BURNT poptoast ?! what are we gonnah do with you ?!

mike: poptoast !
sam: hey, at least im not a BURNT poptoast ! mwahahahah.
mike: not anymore !
sam: yeah, yeah.
mike: xD.
burnt poptoast by sam nicolee. January 22, 2009
A family of haitian descent. They migrated to the United States in the early 20th century.
I met a Poitras from Haiti.
Poitras by Sartiop January 2, 2012

poptoast 

mike, youre such a poptoast ! how much did you get paid, this time ?!
poptoast by sam nicole January 22, 2009