An absolute legend. The first one to show up to support you and the one who goes the hardest at the party. Most commonly referred to as the sexiest man alive. He is wanted by men and women. Typically can be found in the gym perfecting his body. Usually this man is found with a beautiful mullet, and it’s hazel brown colour glistens in the sunlight. Although this man might be tall, smart and handsome god does not give with open arms. His eyes might be the brown shade but you might be able to get lost in them for hours.
Person1: Did you see Poitoa last night?
Person2: Yeah I think I did but he disappeared with some chick.
Person2: Yeah I think I did but he disappeared with some chick.
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by David Gossett March 18, 2005
Get the postoagie mug.lame ass guy who thinks he’s that hot n gets all the girls but really he just a thot and so so stuck up, all the girls know to stay away... well at least some do
friend 1: “this poutoa guy is so cute n seems so nice n loyal i wanna become friends with him”
friend 2: “ugh poutoa is a thot n thinks he is so fucking good he literally deserves the FIG JAM award, don’t even go there sweetie”
friend 2: “ugh poutoa is a thot n thinks he is so fucking good he literally deserves the FIG JAM award, don’t even go there sweetie”
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mike: poptoast !
sam: hey, at least im not a BURNT poptoast ! mwahahahah.
mike: not anymore !
sam: yeah, yeah.
mike: xD.
mike: poptoast !
sam: hey, at least im not a BURNT poptoast ! mwahahahah.
mike: not anymore !
sam: yeah, yeah.
mike: xD.
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