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A large piece of wood which comes from hawaii
''Patrick loves to sit on poi poi''
Poi Poi by Therealjerk October 25, 2011
Friend: "I got a big poi poi"
Me: "Damn.... I got a small poi poi"

Friend: "If you have a poi poi you are a male"
Poi Poi by Jam9 March 2, 2021
An extremely large amount of poop.
“I gotta go poi poi
Poi poi by Cheesepoipoi December 2, 2020

poi poi poo poo 

A word used (derived from unfunny shrek orgy memes) by high ego grotty school kids which is believed to be "funny" if said amongst peers.
Jerry: Aiden thinks hes top shit just because he keeps shouting poi poi poo poo in the middle of class
Aiden: poi poi poo poo haha shrek funny sus among us roblox dababy discord mod

ipo[oipi[poi[pi[poi[piqwerwerqewrewqrewqrqwerwqerweqk;lj;lj;ljl;j;lj;lkasfdsafadsfasdfadsfdsfdsfas/,m/m/.,m/.,m/.,mzxcvxzcvzxcvzcxvcxzvzcx 

yet another keyboard spam
I'm so bored i'm gonna type ipooipi[poi[pi[poi[piqwerwerqewrewqrewqrqwerwqerweqk;[lj;lj;ljl;j;lj;lkasfdsafadsfasdfadsfdsfdsfas/,m/m/.,m/.,m/.,mzxcvxzcvzxcvzcxvcxzvzcx onto this dictionary and see what pops up!
a yoo poi is a beautiful human that you love and cherish
you are my lil yoo poi
yoo poi by sana12 July 9, 2020
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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