Whereas someone might make comment about a person stating that they are ‘bootylicious’; meaning that they are attractive or have a nice ‘booty’, being ‘podgerlicious’ is quite the opposite and takes years of dedication to achieve…
Your typical ‘podgerlicious’ hottie is someone that lacks teeth or the ability to form a complete sentence, that wears their underwear on the outside and carries an empty ‘VB’ can on their travels.
Those that are ‘podgerlicious’ may answer to the names; ‘Jenny’, ‘Stephen’, ‘Smokey’, ‘Mrs Smokey’ and can be found in large quantities roaming the streets of Sunnyshine.
“Hey that chick is mighty podgerlicious, look at her stumbling along out the front of Foodworks without a care in the world… now look at her sleeping in the gutter out the front of Foodworks… Hot dang!!!”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!