Pogba Senior

The leader of football twitter and the guy responsible for van da beek's signing by Manchester United.

@ManUtd : On this day in 2010 sir alex fergie took a shit (17 k likes , 2k retweets)

@PogbaSenior : sign some fucking players
(56k likes, 13k retweets)
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Pogba Senior by Adekambi September 25, 2020

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Pogba Senior

When a football twitter account uses their anonymity to bully other twitter accounts

“That dude keeps harassing me but I don’t know who he is”

“Sounds like you’re dealing with a Pogba Senior”

Pogba Senior by .v.v.v. May 27, 2020

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PogbaSenior

PogbaSenior aka TheSaltIsHere is a twitter account that loves slandering his fridge and also Manchester United's sporting director who's responsible for the singing of Donny Van De Been
PogbaSenior signed VDB by ratioing Manchester United's official twitter account
Example of his ratios:

Manchester United: in 1945 one of our players scored a goal after taking a shit on the pitch
PogbaSenior: this player won't rescue us from relegation ffs sign some players!

Bro how did this guy know that by signing Cristiano Ronaldo manchester united will win the CL?
Idk he must have taken tips from PogbaSenior

PogbaSenior by @UTD_Ralph November 5, 2020

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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