Pogba Senior

The leader of football twitter and the guy responsible for van da beek's signing by Manchester United.

@ManUtd : On this day in 2010 sir alex fergie took a shit (17 k likes , 2k retweets)

@PogbaSenior : sign some fucking players
(56k likes, 13k retweets)
Pogba Senior

Pogba Senior by Adekambi September 25, 2020

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Pogba Senior

When a football twitter account uses their anonymity to bully other twitter accounts

“That dude keeps harassing me but I don’t know who he is”

“Sounds like you’re dealing with a Pogba Senior”

Pogba Senior by .v.v.v. May 27, 2020

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PogbaSenior

PogbaSenior aka TheSaltIsHere is a twitter account that loves slandering his fridge and also Manchester United's sporting director who's responsible for the singing of Donny Van De Been
PogbaSenior signed VDB by ratioing Manchester United's official twitter account
Example of his ratios:

Manchester United: in 1945 one of our players scored a goal after taking a shit on the pitch
PogbaSenior: this player won't rescue us from relegation ffs sign some players!

Bro how did this guy know that by signing Cristiano Ronaldo manchester united will win the CL?
Idk he must have taken tips from PogbaSenior

PogbaSenior by @UTD_Ralph November 5, 2020

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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