poep

South African slang term for fart.

Mark: Oooo...I just had a sweet poep now....mmmm, can you smell that? It's quality!
Errol: Oh God yes.....silent but deadly!!

Fran: What's that's smell? John!! Did you poep now?!
John: No, it was the dog.
Fran: Stop blaming the poor dog! I know it was you. I can recognise that smell anywhere!
John: Okay fine, it was me. But hey, "wat nie rent betaal nie moet uit"! (those that don't pay the rent has to get out!)

poep by Serpent Tongue September 1, 2006

poep

Dutch and Afrikaans for "poop".

Pronounced the same as English.

poep by LudwigVan December 20, 2003

poep

Shit in Dutch.

Het ruikt naar (it smells like) poep (shit).

poep by YourMotherJeMoeder August 3, 2016

poep

Dutch slang for 'nonsense'.

Einstein was no dictator of Germany! You talk poep, my friend...

poep by Aboraly September 1, 2006

poep

a mispelling of "poop"

I wanted to say poop but I'm dumb and spelled it poep.

poep by Weener wanger March 16, 2003

poep in je broek

A Dutch expression that literally means: "Poo down your trousers". Dutch people like to tell tourists that it means "I love you".

Tourist: "Liza, poep in je broek"
Liza: "Ew gross!" *walks away*

poep in je broek by Dutch Poo September 10, 2010

the Koos Poep 

a large male homosapien
ectomorphic body structure ( long and skinny limbs )
concave pectoral muscles

triangular shaped face
pink panther like

very unstable especially when under the influence
occasionally found with flat wet shit instead of hair

it is never seen sober but rather transforms into its alter ego Jacobus Speedstick Els

hobbies: Lineouts , wearing ridiculous hats, extra maths , wearing : jeans , plakkies , no shirt and hat

Is well-known for his bordering on retarded , senseless Facebook statii.
It once experimented with some Hydrogen Peroxide and his very own hair.(Eksperimentele foutjie)
It has been quoted saying : "I am the koos poep"

Only one male specimen (the Koos Poep) has been found thus far however a female specimen with an apparent common ancestor has been spotted once at Kirsty Bouch's house.

the Koos Poep by not till bauer at all May 27, 2009