pocket dial 

In the cell phone age, pocket dialing is when your cell phone, seemingly of its own free will, dials your friends (or worse, enemies) at inappropriate times. This could be caused by small pockets or objects in the pockets that press buttons on your phone - including the send button.

I was totally making out with this chick when I realized I had pocket dialed my girlfriend. That was the last time she heard me moan - for some reason the bitch now wants nothing to do with me.

pocket dial by Prakarp December 4, 2007

pocket dial 

When your cell phone, whilst in your pocket, randomly calls a number.

Sam: (returning the pocket dial) "Hey Margie did you just call me? I answered my phone, but only heard you talking in the background."

Margie: "Oh, sorry man! I must have pocket dialed you!"

pocket dial by Emma828 December 2, 2007

Pocket dial 

Your pockets way of annoying your friends and family

Guy 1: Hello
Pocket dial: static
Guy 1: just got pocket dialed

Pocket dial by Savagecabbage29 April 15, 2017

pocket-dial 

When a person's cell phone/blackberry located in a pocket accidentally dials someone, unbeknowst to the person carrying it. The receipient of the call usually receives a very annoying, long and potentially incriminating message.

I swear I didn't call you at 2:30am last night-- my phone must have pocket-dialed your number.

pocket-dial by Luke P November 15, 2005

alabama pocket dial 

The act of putting your cell phone on vibrate and shoving it into a girls ass, calling it, and before it reaches voicemail she forces it out on your face

Dude I was with this girl and she gave the best Alabama pocket dial it only got to two rings

alabama pocket dial by Phil cobbler July 6, 2016

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020