Guy: "Let's google if pluto is a planet... *types* WHAT??!! Google is so affected by plutonism! Especially astronomers!"
Friend: "I told ya!"
Friend: "I told ya!"
by Chrononimo July 26, 2018
A distant humanoid or associate that is happy and comfortable in the friend zone despite the nay sayers.
A Plutonic friend is a distant far, far, far away associate or old friend who can enjoying laughing and other things without getting weird.
by adreamdefered94 July 24, 2020
The highest degree of fail. If you or you know of someone that has reached this level, please shoot them.
Bob: YES! My Star Wars action figure set is complete!
*Cat comes in and chews action figures*
Jeff: Plutonic Fail...
*Cat comes in and chews action figures*
Jeff: Plutonic Fail...
by Addoe March 7, 2009