Plumpkin pie

To be rode sexually by a morbidly obese female. Usually facing one another and not reversed which could be confused as a peanut butter pie. The immensely large woman will ride to her delight while the man has second thoughts of partaking in this pie. Gasps or wheezing between bounces will be audible.

The plumpkin pie he had last night has resulted in smashed oblong testicles and whip cream drippings. No more pie for that guy!

by Jido7 April 5, 2014

this shit is easy peasy pumkpin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker

A quote from the god of sass Gerard Way. Meaning: it's easy duh!

"this shit is easy peasy pumkpin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker

by GerardWayIsSoSassy October 1, 2013

pumpkin pie

Really fucking good pie.

I had pumpkin pie last night. Its like masterbation for the taste buds.

by Tyler D October 15, 2006

pumpkin pie

Created by the fanfiction writer Cassandra Claire, "Pumpkin Pie" is the title of the relationship, or "ship" in fanfiction terminology, between Hermione Granger and Harry Potter. It is believed that this name arised from a story of Ms. Claire's, in which after kissing Harry Potter, Hermione thought that he tasted like pumpkin pie.

Although canon now proves the romance unlikely, I still ship Pumpkin Pie!

by Danya May 1, 2006

pumpkin pie

a sexy, red haired pussy

Tom: Did you see that sweet assed red head?
Joe: Yeah. I want a slice of that pumpkin pie!

by MadCobraStyle September 23, 2010

cum-pumpkin pie

A cum-pumpkin pie is a baked Halloween treat that guys can make by making six dick-holes in a pumpkin for their dicks to fuck and have cumgasms in, and then scraping out the goop and making a pie for all to enjoy.

We're planning to make a cum-pumpkin pie for Halloween!

by eda-skip October 7, 2021

pumpkin pie

The greatest pie ever. It has yummy flakey crust and a creamy pumpkin filling that has a slight cinnamon flavor. I recommend getting it from Costco because its so good and I could eat it all day everyday.

person 1: "I see you have some pumpkin pie from Costco"
person 2: "Yes I do and it is very scrumptious and i also have whipped cream because it tastes good onto of the pie."
person 1: "Can I have some"
person 2: "NO IT IS MINE FOREVER" *runs away screaming and throws his hands up in rage but drops the pie and then digs a hole, crawls into it and dies because he can't get another pie because they are out of stock at Costco*

by yaya:) January 4, 2017