Plumpkin pie

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To be rode sexually by a morbidly obese female. Usually facing one another and not reversed which could be confused as a peanut butter pie. The immensely large woman will ride to her delight while the man has second thoughts of partaking in this pie. Gasps or wheezing between bounces will be audible.

The plumpkin pie he had last night has resulted in smashed oblong testicles and whip cream drippings. No more pie for that guy!

Plumpkin pie by Jido7 April 5, 2014

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this shit is easy peasy pumkpin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker

A quote from the god of sass Gerard Way. Meaning: it's easy duh!

"this shit is easy peasy pumkpin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker

this shit is easy peasy pumkpin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker by GerardWayIsSoSassy October 1, 2013

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pumpkin pie

Really fucking good pie.

I had pumpkin pie last night. Its like masterbation for the taste buds.

pumpkin pie by Tyler D October 15, 2006

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pumpkin pie

Created by the fanfiction writer Cassandra Claire, "Pumpkin Pie" is the title of the relationship, or "ship" in fanfiction terminology, between Hermione Granger and Harry Potter. It is believed that this name arised from a story of Ms. Claire's, in which after kissing Harry Potter, Hermione thought that he tasted like pumpkin pie.

Although canon now proves the romance unlikely, I still ship Pumpkin Pie!

pumpkin pie by Danya May 1, 2006

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pumpkin pie

a sexy, red haired pussy

Tom: Did you see that sweet assed red head?
Joe: Yeah. I want a slice of that pumpkin pie!

pumpkin pie by MadCobraStyle September 23, 2010

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cum-pumpkin pie

A cum-pumpkin pie is a baked Halloween treat that guys can make by making six dick-holes in a pumpkin for their dicks to fuck and have cumgasms in, and then scraping out the goop and making a pie for all to enjoy.

We're planning to make a cum-pumpkin pie for Halloween!

cum-pumpkin pie by eda-skip October 7, 2021

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pumpkin pie

The greatest pie ever. It has yummy flakey crust and a creamy pumpkin filling that has a slight cinnamon flavor. I recommend getting it from Costco because its so good and I could eat it all day everyday.

person 1: "I see you have some pumpkin pie from Costco"
person 2: "Yes I do and it is very scrumptious and i also have whipped cream because it tastes good onto of the pie."
person 1: "Can I have some"
person 2: "NO IT IS MINE FOREVER" *runs away screaming and throws his hands up in rage but drops the pie and then digs a hole, crawls into it and dies because he can't get another pie because they are out of stock at Costco*

pumpkin pie by yaya:) January 4, 2017

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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