plork

Prettig Lichaam Ongelovelijke Rotkop

translation:

Nice Body Very Ugly Face

A: thats a plork
B: Damn she got a body, but her face is ugly

by IanHupkes October 12, 2006

Plorking

Some like to work, others like to play. Those visionary enough prefer to plork, combining the two elements as opposed to going about each separately. An aficionado of the plorking way is P. Taylor.

"Too busy plorking boi!"
"To plork or not to plork"
"Plorking every day"

by The Welsh Thesaurus March 24, 2016

Plork

Plork - Dutch acronym, stands for "Prachtig Lichaam, Onmeunige RotKop". Freely translated: "Marvellous Body, Terrible AssHead". Usually used to describe female, but, because the word is nonsexual, can also be used to describe a male one.

My friend, who studies electrotechnics, complained to me there are only plorks in his class.

by Mennoowh November 30, 2004

Plorking

Working from home but the truth is you are just playing from home and getting paid.

Sally is plorking from home today said her supervisor to their assistant.

by Stockpicker April 19, 2021

plork

the sound of a penis entering a juicy orifice

This expression actually comes from a ZAP comic book (or similar clone). In one story the caped hero is strapped to a table and a luscious female is lowered onto his upright large member. A frame actually shows the entry, with the sound "PLORK!"

by pickle the pony March 01, 2010

Plork

When your newborn shits on you.

Fuck. My baby just plorked on me.

by BarryIsHairy February 04, 2010

plork

The act of playing and working at the same time.

Dave enjoyed plork; he would type his entire essay into the chat log of the computer game he was playing.

by Jeremy Savidge September 26, 2006