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Ploophole

Noun: A purposeful hole in the plot of a narrative that allows a number of dues ex machina to emerge and rescue an author from actually having to come up with a coherent series of events.

Noun: A loophole in public ordinance OTN17-893 that allows a person to poop in public if they can be perceived to be a dog and also that they clean it up.

Noun: The airline industry rule loophole that allows a person to bring along another person for free, if said person is declared an emotional support animal. A human emotional support animal must actively be providing comfort for paying customer throughout the flight. This comes in the form of touch, speech, and non verbal communications such as the emittance of pleasurable odors.

Noun: A toilet. 'ploop' referencing the sound of excrement hitting the toilet water, and 'hole' referring to the shape of the toilet bowl and the apparent bottomlessness of the plumbing involved in the subsequent waste disposal.
The use of the Eagles in The Lord of the Rings is a total fucking ploophole.

Sorry, Officer, but you know the ploophole, and I have to go.

I used the American Airline ploophole to bring Timmy to see Grammy for free! He just had to tell me over and over that I am a good parent, and a bad parent would have paid for him to get a seat.

I ate some questionable meat and now I gotta hit the ploophole.
by Dr. DonkeyBrain MD July 12, 2022
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God's loophole

A way to retain your technical virginity but still engage in sexual activity by taking it in the arse
We're not supposed to have sex before marriage, so we used God's loophole.
by resettinglife February 5, 2014
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Poophole Loophole

The act of performing anal sex but preventing from having vaginal sex to remain a “virgin”. Usually people do this for religious reasons.
David: Shulem how does it feel to not be a virgin anymore?
Shulem: Me and chaya only had anal sex so im still a virgin, I love the poophole loophole!
by GarAssNigga December 5, 2017
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loophole culture

A culture dedicated to the exploitation of loopholes, mainly the e-bike/moped loopholes.
by Dillon Thomson September 19, 2020
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chicken butt loophole

A method used to get anybody to say “what?” to lead into a chicken butt joke. This is achieved by consistently asking “guess what?” until the person on the receiving end asks “what?”
Alex: guess what?
Max: what’s up?
Alex: guess what?
Max: hmm?
Alex: guess what?

Max: what?
Alex: chicken butt
Max: fuck, you got me with the chicken butt loophole
by PoopStinkFartFunny February 19, 2021
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Syrian Loophole Theory

As being gay is illegal in Syria, by saying the phrase 'no homo' it makes gay sex perfectly fine. Thus allowing the homies to have a bonding session without punishment
Chris: "Hey Darren, the cops are here. What do we do?"
Darren: "Don't worry Chris, just say no homo which will allow us to keep commiting the big gay sex due to the Syrian Loophole Theory"
by IFatalRaiderI December 30, 2020
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Loopholer

A Loopholer is someone who exploits a weakness or exception that allows them to circumvent or otherwise avoid the rules, policy, directions, or commandments. A Loopholer will search for and use loopholes strategically in a variety of circumstances, including taxes, politics, courtrooms and relationships.
A Loopholer would say....."They are only pictures of my genitalia, it could be anyones junk because my face isn't in them."
by loopholer December 27, 2010
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