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Ploophole 

Noun: A purposeful hole in the plot of a narrative that allows a number of dues ex machina to emerge and rescue an author from actually having to come up with a coherent series of events.

Noun: A loophole in public ordinance OTN17-893 that allows a person to poop in public if they can be perceived to be a dog and also that they clean it up.

Noun: The airline industry rule loophole that allows a person to bring along another person for free, if said person is declared an emotional support animal. A human emotional support animal must actively be providing comfort for paying customer throughout the flight. This comes in the form of touch, speech, and non verbal communications such as the emittance of pleasurable odors.

Noun: A toilet. 'ploop' referencing the sound of excrement hitting the toilet water, and 'hole' referring to the shape of the toilet bowl and the apparent bottomlessness of the plumbing involved in the subsequent waste disposal.
The use of the Eagles in The Lord of the Rings is a total fucking ploophole.

Sorry, Officer, but you know the ploophole, and I have to go.

I used the American Airline ploophole to bring Timmy to see Grammy for free! He just had to tell me over and over that I am a good parent, and a bad parent would have paid for him to get a seat.

I ate some questionable meat and now I gotta hit the ploophole.
Ploophole by Dr. DonkeyBrain MD July 12, 2022
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God's loophole 

A way to retain your technical virginity but still engage in sexual activity by taking it in the arse
We're not supposed to have sex before marriage, so we used God's loophole.
God's loophole by resettinglife February 5, 2014

Poophole Loophole 

The act of performing anal sex but preventing from having vaginal sex to remain a “virgin”. Usually people do this for religious reasons.
David: Shulem how does it feel to not be a virgin anymore?
Shulem: Me and chaya only had anal sex so im still a virgin, I love the poophole loophole!
Poophole Loophole by GarAssNigga December 5, 2017

loophole culture 

A culture dedicated to the exploitation of loopholes, mainly the e-bike/moped loopholes.
loophole culture by Dillon Thomson September 19, 2020

chicken butt loophole 

A method used to get anybody to say “what?” to lead into a chicken butt joke. This is achieved by consistently asking “guess what?” until the person on the receiving end asks “what?”
Alex: guess what?
Max: what’s up?
Alex: guess what?
Max: hmm?
Alex: guess what?

Max: what?
Alex: chicken butt
Max: fuck, you got me with the chicken butt loophole

Syrian Loophole Theory 

As being gay is illegal in Syria, by saying the phrase 'no homo' it makes gay sex perfectly fine. Thus allowing the homies to have a bonding session without punishment
Chris: "Hey Darren, the cops are here. What do we do?"
Darren: "Don't worry Chris, just say no homo which will allow us to keep commiting the big gay sex due to the Syrian Loophole Theory"
A Loopholer is someone who exploits a weakness or exception that allows them to circumvent or otherwise avoid the rules, policy, directions, or commandments. A Loopholer will search for and use loopholes strategically in a variety of circumstances, including taxes, politics, courtrooms and relationships.
A Loopholer would say....."They are only pictures of my genitalia, it could be anyones junk because my face isn't in them."
Loopholer by loopholer December 27, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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