Platonoloserino Share definition Flag A person who doesn't use/own plates, and he/she/they/them eats on the floor after making/ordering said meal. Tyler is a fool, did you know that he is a Platonoloserino? Platonoloserino by Baron Von Maxims Profits May 10, 2020 0 0 Get merch Get the Platonoloserino mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch