A town located in the Middle-Western part of Nebraska. Known for the world record railyard as well as the world record of most tweakers, crack heads, and bitches with stank puss. Most people here work for the railroad or hospital which also doubles as the second biggest building in town next to a fucking nursing home. Everyone hates their lives and says they are going to move away forever but end up moving back 2 weeks after. They do got some good weed though.
Abbi’s dad works for the railroad and her mom works at the hospital and everyone laughs at her Arbys pussy nudes from the 8th grade, she must be from North Platte!
The scale for rating women at University of Wisconsin Platteville. There are almost no good looking women in the school, so the traditional 1-10 scale does not apply. At platteville, you add 3 points to the score you would typically give a girl. 8's, 9's ,and 10's do not exist. Normal 5=platteville 8
Normal Scale- 1) Hey what would you give that girl?
2) Prylike a 4 man shes nasty!
Platteville Scale- 1) Hey what would you give that girl?
2) Oh shes pry about a platteville 7. I'd do her.
To form a platter with your hand and secure a bottle of bourbon with your fingers in a claw-like manner in efforts to present the bottle to friends and strangers who will become friends in an attractive, inviting, even tantalizing manner with the promise of an enjoyable experience for the recipient
Go fetch a bottle of bourbon from the barn so we can platterclaw it around the campfire.
Person 1: Where are the extra bottles of bourbon?
Person 2: I'm not sure, all I know is I've platterclawed at least six bottles so far tonight.
The un-official temperature from a bank building thermometer reaching 118 degrees Fahrenheit for two hours in Ville Platte, La. This is +4 degrees hotter than the highest recorded temperature in Louisiana.
It's no longer 'hot as hell'. It's Ville Platte hot!
Anywhere in the world the temperature reaches 118 degrees F.
A paki-platter consists of a shawarma (sandwich-like wrap of shaved lamb, goat, chicken, turkey or beef) accompanied by rice, potatoes, tabouleh, tahini, hummus or any other Arab side-dishes. Now being a fast-food staple all across the world, the main course of the paki-platter has the distinction of being served with a lot of garlic sauce. Therefore, anyone who eats a paki-platter will temporarily have a condition called "garlic breath".
"Hey Dude, I'm hungry, let's go get some paki-platters."
"Dude, your breath reeks of garlic...did you just eat a paki-platter?"
"Wow, this lemon kush gave me the munchies. I think I'll go eat a paki-platter."