Tennessee seed planter

The act of one parter shoving a seed down the male genitalia then fucking so hard until the sweat fertilizes the seed and then crop grows

Damn billy I can’t wait to get Tennessee seed planted tonight! (Tennessee seed planter)

by I love your cousin March 22, 2018

YOOO Flurbenfline from GUMMY planter LETS GO!!!!

something you say when you don't have anything else to do on bee swarm simulator discord

random1: what's the best way to level up my bees?
random2: YOOO Flurbenfline from GUMMY planter LETS GO!!!!

by Nova1809 October 23, 2022

tip planter

Those who are suspiciously friendly to everybody around the workplace; including those who one would not normally talk to in a regular social environment. "Tip Planters," possess the unique ability to make lesser employees feel like they are part of something special, and "In the know." A tip planter is the backbone of the workplace rumor mill, and typically exchange information for sexual favors. Tip planters have no preference for race, creed, sex, weight, or gender. Their only purpose is to gain information using any means necessary.

That Mikey is a real tip planter. He's even giving it hard to the fat broads.

by ZT14 January 7, 2018

Tip Planter

Those who are suspiciously friendly to everybody around the workplace; including those who one would not normally talk to in a social environment. Tip Planter’s have the special ability to make lesser employees feel like they are part of something special. Tip Planter’s are the backbone of the workplace rumor mill, and typically exchange information for sexual favors.

That Mikey is a real Tip Planter. He’s even giving it hard to the fat broads.

by ZT14 January 4, 2018

Planter's Peanut Worts

Planter's Peanut Worts is now recognized as an extremely rare infectious stage of health disorder found amongst peanut plantation slumlord Masters from the State of Georgia.

Former President Jimmy Carter was removed from his local Habitat for Humanities health care facility to his dry roasting house for home hospice because of Planter's Peanut Worts. A local non-union brain surgeon will attempt to remove his peanut if not put up to bid soon.

by [e-mail] February 20, 2023

seed-planter

a shone who leaves something behind in your bed so a. she has a reason to see you again, or b. to piss off another girl that sleeps ova another night

ait so a shone spends the night, takes off her earrings or some piece of jewelry and leaves them somewhere (ie: in the sheets/bedside table. the next night your other girl comes ova and finds the jewelry and is like wtf? the seed-planter being the first girl that fucked you ova.

by crazy t October 15, 2008

Planters Infatuitous

When a female specimen is so infatuated by her plants that she requires you to wrap your penis with a leaf during sex.

I know my girlfriend has planters infatuitous because I had to replace my Trojan with a fig leaf.

by Mr Excitement 0330 April 13, 2022