Established in Australia. When and individual lays down stiff and straight with hand by his/her side in the most awkward and inappropriate places possible (cop cars, poles, buildings, in public) and often take a photo of themselves and share with friends
by rangahah May 15, 2011
The clever combination of the words Please and Thanks. Often used after the realisation that you forgot to say please in the first place. Planks has nothing to do with planking.
by V man #1 May 30, 2013
A non management salaried employee constantly guilt tripped to work unnecessary over time on tasks that have no true objective other than to provide management satisfaction knowing the employee is wasting their time.
Derived from “Walk the Plank,” the humor being that the employee doesn’t get to leave.
Derived from “Walk the Plank,” the humor being that the employee doesn’t get to leave.
A: Why is **** always staying late? She does know she doesn’t get overtime, right?
B: She’s a plank.
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C: Hey ***, I’m going to have *** sort these old vouchers, I bet he’ll stay like an hour.
D: Walk the Plank!
B: She’s a plank.
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C: Hey ***, I’m going to have *** sort these old vouchers, I bet he’ll stay like an hour.
D: Walk the Plank!
by Bricked March 13, 2021
King of planking - "Clearly the only reason he was charged was because his planking had been done already."
by Mandernaught May 13, 2011
by Planking Professional July 10, 2011
Laying and balancing horizontally on random objects in attempt to boost swag. Pictures are usually taken to capture the erect posture you hold whilst in the act of planking.
Lawrence: "Bro I was Planking on a garbage can last week"
Ragu: "Did you snag a pic?"
Lawrence: "Heck yes! I was as stiff as a black man's sausage."
Ragu: "RADICAL BRO."
Ragu: "Did you snag a pic?"
Lawrence: "Heck yes! I was as stiff as a black man's sausage."
Ragu: "RADICAL BRO."
by Git Law May 26, 2011