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Pizza Girl 

When a man has love at first sight. He falls for the pizza girl after just one short encounter (often just a few words are exchanged), yet afterwards he wonders why he didn't get down on one knee and propose. Most pizza girls are never actually obtained because the subject was really drunk and the girl was hideous, the girl was way out of his league, or he fucked it up on the second time he approached her because he was too nervous. Pizza girls are also often replaced by a new pizza girl the following week when he meets another random girl at a party and is so drunk he thinks he loves her too.
Never steal a man's pizza girl.
Guy in love-"Dude I met this girl at the pizza station in the dining hall and I didn't realize how wonderful she was until after I left. Should have gotten down on one knee right then and there and proposed."

Friend-"It's alright you'll see her again bro."

Guy in love- "Yeah I saw her two days ago and tried to talk to her but when I went up to her she didn't remember who I was, then I tripped and stabbed the cafeteria lady with a fork, then threw up on her while trying to clean the spaghetti off of her boobs so I'll never approach that pizza girl again."
Pizza Girl by Brochachonacho November 4, 2014
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Pizza Girl 

a greasy person. basically someone who has greasy hair, an oily face, smells bad, and/or a bad personality.

for example, people who shittalk, bully, look musty, and need to shower would be considered pizza girls.

you can also replace “girl” with “guy,” “person,” etc.
“Ew look at her hair! Emma is a pizza girl.”

“Imagine not washing you’re face and smelling like shit. He’s literally a pizza guy.”
Pizza Girl by white_brunette December 2, 2022

LSU pizza girl 

During LSU finals week of Fall 10', a girl went ape-shit over a pizza she, incorrectly, thought workers were making wrong. While storming away, she threw an object at an innocent bystander who threw it back. A fight nearly ensued. By some windfall, this chain of events was caught on video via phone and subsequently went viral.

Consequently, stories of LSU pizza girl's other crazy antics started making their way onto blogs, forums, Facebook walls, and other online sources of discussion.

LSU pizza girl is apparently generally disliked on campus.
Did you see the video of LSU pizza girl? Some crazy heffer threw a bitch fit over some pizza and went on a rampage.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026