Pissy pants Carl Share definition Flag The act of pissing your pants at a wedding and then proceeding to pour a pint over yourself to hide it Jesus Carl, stop wasting beer! We know you urinated on yourself again! Pissy pants carl Pissy pants Carl by David6882 November 27, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the Pissy pants Carl mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch