pissG

pissG (or piss shit germain) is the banter name for Paris Saint-Germain, an oil club so finished that it literally got bought by a country in 2011. That didn't stop this poverty franchise from bottling numerous ucl's and getting finned €10M by FFP. Don't forget that they play in uber eats league aka farmers league.

-how the fuck is Messi,Neymar & Mpaypal in the same team????
- I blame PissG and their oil money

by pxrnzemasolo January 27, 2023

PissG

'PissG' - is a French football club who think signing created players is the only option to stay on top. When they sign a big player they totally become dependent on that player. They think he will carry the ball from defence and score a goal and also defend from conceding goals. Their fans have ZERO respect to the respected players. Overall the word 'PissG' indicates a person who always relies on something or somebody to do a work for them and then disrespecting them later even if he worked well.

"Bro today I saw a wallet accidentally dropping from a person's pocket, I decided to return it to him but when I gave it to him, he started screaming and insulting me as if i stole his purse"
-"Oh such a bad person! Must be a PissG !"

by viperyt April 15, 2023

Molly Piss

British slang, originating in Plymouth, Devon, it means an ineffectual male. The epithet also implies that the recipient is also moronic impotent, effeminate and incompetent. The origin is believed to derive from the expression 'not worth a Molly's piss', where Molly or Mollie was a slang name for a prostitute. So a Molly Piss is someone who is not worth a prostitute’s piss, meaning that they are of no account or totally worthless.

“Mark’s all uptight and emotional because Terry pointed out a fundamental error in his figures, says he’s going to resign because he can’t take the constant criticism.”
“What a molly piss!”

by AKACroatalin June 5, 2015

piss in the wind

A very bad idea, unless you enjoy being covered in your own piss.

I was too lazy to find a better spot and tried to piss in the wind. Damn was that a mistake.

by oceancats April 5, 2017

piss blood

An insult used to wish someone to quite literally, piss out blood, as if they have a symptom or illness which causes them to.

Similar to 'get cancer' or 'die'

A: Why are you always alone, nerd?
B: Go piss blood.

by davidhaselov April 1, 2017

piss clams

A funny name for longneck clams, which live under the sand and squirt up water when you step near them.

I want to join up with Jim and walk up and down the beach, and step on piss clams.

by j-lingo February 21, 2011

Piss Parlour

A place to relieve yourself of urine. Despite the existance of alternate terminology, a wise man noted their obvious flaws. He deemed "the loo" far too effeminate, "the toilet" far too boring and "the bog" far too vulgar for the feminine ear.

A male in the presence of females is therefore advised to use the term "Piss Parlour" as it gives off an air of masculinity with its use of the word "piss", whilst also masking the unpleasantness of the deed he is about to partake in with the use of the word "parlour". Studies undertaken by a wise man have shown that the female mind associates a parlour with happy thoughts of pretty things.

Girl: "blah blah blah yap yap yap"
Guy (full bladder): "hmmm thats right...hold that thought I need the Piss Parlour"
Girl: "Lovely, off you go then"
Guy (full bladder): *goes to piss parlour* "Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh!"
Guy (empty bladder): "yeah so you were saying?"
Girl: "blah blah blah yap yap yap"

by jibcheese July 28, 2011