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pissG (or piss shit germain) is the banter name for Paris Saint-Germain, an oil club so finished that it literally got bought by a country in 2011. That didn't stop this poverty franchise from bottling numerous ucl's and getting finned €10M by FFP. Don't forget that they play in uber eats league aka farmers league.
-how the fuck is Messi,Neymar & Mpaypal in the same team????
- I blame PissG and their oil money
pissG by pxrnzemasolo January 27, 2023
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'PissG' - is a French football club who think signing created players is the only option to stay on top. When they sign a big player they totally become dependent on that player. They think he will carry the ball from defence and score a goal and also defend from conceding goals. Their fans have ZERO respect to the respected players. Overall the word 'PissG' indicates a person who always relies on something or somebody to do a work for them and then disrespecting them later even if he worked well.
"Bro today I saw a wallet accidentally dropping from a person's pocket, I decided to return it to him but when I gave it to him, he started screaming and insulting me as if i stole his purse"
-"Oh such a bad person! Must be a PissG !"
PissG by viperyt April 15, 2023
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Molly Piss 

British slang, originating in Plymouth, Devon, it means an ineffectual male. The epithet also implies that the recipient is also moronic impotent, effeminate and incompetent. The origin is believed to derive from the expression 'not worth a Molly's piss', where Molly or Mollie was a slang name for a prostitute. So a Molly Piss is someone who is not worth a prostitute’s piss, meaning that they are of no account or totally worthless.
“Mark’s all uptight and emotional because Terry pointed out a fundamental error in his figures, says he’s going to resign because he can’t take the constant criticism.”
“What a molly piss!”
Molly Piss by AKACroatalin June 5, 2015

piss in the wind 

A very bad idea, unless you enjoy being covered in your own piss.
I was too lazy to find a better spot and tried to piss in the wind. Damn was that a mistake.
piss in the wind by oceancats April 5, 2017

piss blood 

An insult used to wish someone to quite literally, piss out blood, as if they have a symptom or illness which causes them to.

Similar to 'get cancer' or 'die'
A: Why are you always alone, nerd?
B: Go piss blood.
piss blood by davidhaselov April 1, 2017

piss clams 

A funny name for longneck clams, which live under the sand and squirt up water when you step near them.
I want to join up with Jim and walk up and down the beach, and step on piss clams.
piss clams by j-lingo February 21, 2011

Piss Parlour 

A place to relieve yourself of urine. Despite the existance of alternate terminology, a wise man noted their obvious flaws. He deemed "the loo" far too effeminate, "the toilet" far too boring and "the bog" far too vulgar for the feminine ear.

A male in the presence of females is therefore advised to use the term "Piss Parlour" as it gives off an air of masculinity with its use of the word "piss", whilst also masking the unpleasantness of the deed he is about to partake in with the use of the word "parlour". Studies undertaken by a wise man have shown that the female mind associates a parlour with happy thoughts of pretty things.
Girl: "blah blah blah yap yap yap"
Guy (full bladder): "hmmm thats right...hold that thought I need the Piss Parlour"
Girl: "Lovely, off you go then"
Guy (full bladder): *goes to piss parlour* "Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh!"
Guy (empty bladder): "yeah so you were saying?"
Girl: "blah blah blah yap yap yap"
Piss Parlour by jibcheese July 28, 2011
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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