Piss wine 

Piss that is fermented into wine that is used as a recreational drug in unpopular and poor areas.

Person A: I would like a glass of piss wine, please.
Waiter pours some piss wine into a glass.
Person C: Piss wine! Gross! Is this what your undeveloped country serves us???

Piss wine by Sunny Beach August 21, 2013

thinks her piss is port wine 

Egotistical and self righteous

The way she comes strolling along, ‘chairwoman’ written on her badge, she thinks her piss is port wine

thinks her piss is port wine by Carol Knight July 7, 2023