Piss Chicken

(pis chiken) n. 1.A 40 o.z. bottle of malt liquor (esp. Old English) that has been urinated in and smashed against someones head, esp. when in a fight or sneaking someone. 2. A sex act, defined by urinating in a person of the opposite sexes mouth while receiving oral sex, and then coercing them into swallowing it.

1. Hey nigguh, I'm about to hit this fool with my piss chicken rightchur.

2. Girl...I just wanna be open-minded wit' you. I want you to swallow this. Yeah, that's my Piss Chicken

by Joey P. Chukn August 13, 2004

Piss chicken

Acting stupid

stop making a piss chicken of yourself.

by H28373737 November 25, 2023

Piss Chicken

A derogatory term for the Avali race. a species of short bird-like aliens, Commonly used as an insult.

"Look at that filthy Piss Chicken walking down the street."

by ATLAStheMATLAS October 25, 2025

cat piss chicken

when you played like dog shit egg yesterday and then whipped the other team’s ass at the next game

Ladies, yesterday you played like dog shit egg. Today you better play like cat piss chicken or else get used to hearing “get on the line” at practice

by 6969anonymous April 3, 2019

A chicken for every pot to piss in

Although a seemingly harmless and fun mash-up of two phrases (Herbert Hoover's campaign promise of prosperity "A chicken in every pot" and it's counterpart phrase, "He/she doesn't have a pot to piss in" meaning the poor bastard/bastardette is beyond broke), this phrase actually refers to those who will put a chicken in a pot for no good reason other than to urinate on the postmortem bird (sometimes referred to as "Chissing").

In a perfect world, Pierre Michel would have a chicken for every pot to piss in just so he wouldn't be alone in his deviance working the graveyard shift at the chicken restaurant.

by The Somnambulist & Fast Reggie December 15, 2013