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Piranha Plant 

A character whose presence in Smash practically proves the importance of Waluigi
Waluigi < A fucking plant
Everyone who wanted Waluigi but then eventually saw the first direct: WTF SAKURAI I JUST WANT MY FUCKING WALUIGI

And then eventually daddy sakurai gives a big middle finger with fingers unrealistically longer than his erection to them by adding Piranha Plant at the last direct
Piranha Plant by WTFrenzy December 6, 2018

Piranha Plant 

silly guys from mario that chomp you
man this piranha plant just bit my 🅱️alls!!!!

Jumping Piranha Plant

An Enemy in "Mario" which is a hybrid "piranha" and "flower."It can jump vertically in one direction(live in pipes throughout levels) and has a hunger for Mexican plumbers in red, green, or occasionally white(if flower power is activated).

Description: Red flower with white spots.Two green leaves.Razor sharp leaves and fish lips.
God Damnit Johnson! Did you just see that "jumping piranha plant" bite that large Mexican into a smaller Mexican?

piranha planting 

When you are so sick of your date that you eat him/her
Marc: Did you hear Sam totally piranha planted Grace last night!
Harry: Piranha planting is so cool