by Casey Loves Piper April 5, 2017
The best girl ever. Simply put amazing and beautiful. She has an awesome guy who loves her so much its ridicules. <3
by ATG94 December 3, 2010
A mythological or fictional being that collects dues while playing the flute after an evening of heavy alcohol or drug use. Bringer of the hangover.
(1) I woke up with a very bad headache, I felt nauseous, and I think I saw the piper in my kitchen. (2) On the way home from 111 Minna, I could hear the faint sound of his zampona and I knew I'd have to pay the piper.
by Montgomery & Piper August 21, 2007
John: I am stuck on this work.
Ralph: Hmmm, yes, that is a pickle.
John: I shall have to Piper it...
Ralph: Hmmm, yes, that is a pickle.
John: I shall have to Piper it...
by Spigly McCheese November 24, 2006
The Piper is a metaphorical figure, like the Grim Reaper, who represents karma, accountability, a final reckoning for one's misdeeds, in short He Who Must Be Paid. He appears on your doorstep in motley, wearing bells and a foolscap. You can run from him but you can't hide--sooner or later he will find you and make you pay for your antics.
"Joe thought he could bang that ugly girl and then slip away in the morning and never have to deal with her again. Now she's calling him ten times a day. Joe's paying the Piper."
by sparkhammer March 26, 2013
To be so shitfaced you have no idea where you are or what you're doing. Generally leads to self urination and spewing in public places whilst yelling phrases which can't be made sense of.
by Ryzie January 2, 2014
A girl who is beautifully amazing but doesn't know it and she's not shy at all sometimes she has a very rude side and usually has anger issues and sometimes hurts people without knowing it but if you open up to her she can be amazing!
Henry: That piper girl is amazing!!
Tommy: Ya but I think she's a little crazy and had a little bit of anger problems.
Henry: Ya but I bet if you get to know her she can be amazing!!
Tommy: Ya but I think she's a little crazy and had a little bit of anger problems.
Henry: Ya but I bet if you get to know her she can be amazing!!
by READSPEOPLE October 28, 2015