when AmberTurd gets upset for you drinking a Mega Pint of alcohol after she just took a shit on your bed and blamed it on the dog.
by BarryHackz April 26, 2022
“a mega pint” or “a mega pint of wine” is allegedly a drink that a man drinks after having a shitty argument with their abusive bitch of a wife who is literally a gold-digger and is having affairs with multiple men.
Also, she the wife is a serial pooper in the bed 💩
Also, she the wife is a serial pooper in the bed 💩
Rottenborn: “You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine?”
Captain Jack Sparrow: “A mega pint?
I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it was necessary”.
Captain Jack Sparrow: “A mega pint?
I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it was necessary”.
by A Pirate Life May 7, 2022
A large glass of wine larger than your average pub size glass that is necessary after your abusive wife poops in your bed
by Mira Mains May 9, 2022
by Justice for Johnny April 23, 2022
Mega=1 million
Mega pint = 1 million pints?
Mega pint = Non existent unit of measurement used to describe the amount of wine required to deal with a gold digging, garbage lady, hoe.
Mega pint = 1 million pints?
Mega pint = Non existent unit of measurement used to describe the amount of wine required to deal with a gold digging, garbage lady, hoe.
by HeyItsThisGuy May 19, 2022
A larger than average glass of alcohol needed, when an abusive partner shits in your bed, blacks your eye, cuts of your finger and falsely accuses YOU of being abusive
by Wereyouthere May 23, 2022
The act of going to the pub with one or more colleagues during work hours for beer. The best way to do this is to arrange a false meeting that your boss thinks you're attending while in reality you and the dude from the finance department will be downing pints at an Irish pub.
1 pm Thursday afternoon:
Colleague 1 - "Hey Yuri, don't forget about our 3 o'clock meeting tomorrow with the publishers downtown"
Colleague 2 - "Oh I wouldn't miss that meeting for the world Christian"
3 pm Friday afternoon
Colleague 1 - "Man is this a good Guinness!"
Colleague 2 - "Pints are the best, especially when they are sneaky pints!!!"
Colleague 1 - "Hey Yuri, don't forget about our 3 o'clock meeting tomorrow with the publishers downtown"
Colleague 2 - "Oh I wouldn't miss that meeting for the world Christian"
3 pm Friday afternoon
Colleague 1 - "Man is this a good Guinness!"
Colleague 2 - "Pints are the best, especially when they are sneaky pints!!!"
by elricochico September 18, 2014