pink ribbon

a lame ass way of showing "support" to women with breast cancer. If you want to help out, donate time, money, or effort. Otherwise, you're no better than bumpersticker/buttonwhores.

Actions speak louder than ribbon.

by medaeval February 6, 2004

pink ribbon

Anouther term used for the vagina

d*mn that girls pink ribbon was rank and worn out.!

by ThaMightyFireCrotch April 22, 2006

Pink Ribbon Breakfast

Eating out a girl in the morning as she wakes up while she is menstruating and sporting a tampon. The pink ribbon is formed from the overnight flow that has seeped into the external tampon string turning it to a delightful, light shade of pink.

Carl woke up his girl with a little hot oral action and didn't mind that she was ragging and her heavy flow made it a Pink Ribbon Breakfast.

by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2015

Tie-a-pink-ribbon-around-your-dick

adj. An action meant to be directed at a political, social, or economic issue but having only purely symbolic value, often at the expense of time and energy action that could have been put to something consequential. So named because it feels good to do but does no good.

Person #1: Hey, are you gonna wear a safety pin on your hat to the anti-fascism parade to show solidarity with gay Muslim trans women?
Person #2: No, you ducking slacktivist, I'm on my way to an ACLU meeting to volunteer with their voter-registration drive because I prefer to do things that actually make a difference instead of wasting my time on tie-a-pink-ribbon-around-your-dick bullshit.

by UnfrozenCaveman January 22, 2017

Losing your Pink Ribbon

When a straight dude sleeps beside a gay guy and nothing happens besides sleep the whole night.

"Tell me about Losing your Pink Ribbon again."
"I lost my Pink Ribbon to Steve last night"
"The gay dude. No sex? You sure?"
"Yep, just sleep... maybe some spooning."

by specialbreh June 10, 2018