Pink Puddle 

A euphemism for having vaginal sex during the period, named for the pinkish mess created by the intermingling of blood and semen.

1. She was really horny during her period so we made a pink puddle.

Pink Puddle by Sub30ms September 6, 2007

Pink Paddle Boat 

To perform oral sex on a woman. Specifically in a fashion to make her fall madly for you due to your 'paddle boating' skills.

Your Friend: "Why is she still obsessed with you even though you broke up 3 months ago?"

You: "I gave her the pink paddle boat before we had sex for the first time. It kept her coming back for more."

Pink Paddle Boat by zanderiv April 6, 2010

Paddle the pink canoe 

Old slang for female masturbation.

Boys like to beat the meat; girls like to paddle the pink canoe.

Paddle the pink canoe by RobbieJor December 6, 2004

Paddler of the pink canoe

someone who licks vaginas, eats pussy, etc.
can be a man or a women(lesbian/bisexual)
since the vagina looks somewhat like a canoe and the person's tongue is like the paddle.

"I just like to kiss girls, I would never paddle their pink canoe."

or

"Yo dude I just scored with that hot chick."
"YOU F***ING PADDLER OF THE PINK CANOE! SWEETTTT!"

Paddler of the pink canoe by dykefersureee March 24, 2009