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Ping ping pong 

A game beloved by all, but mastered by few. Modeled after the classic game Ping pong with several differences. On a serve, the ball may only hit the opposing players side. During rallies, the ball must hit both sides of the table. Not fully tested, but it is believed that skill and satisfaction increased when playing while intoxicated.
Shane: Yo Jeff, do you want to play some Ping pong?
Jeff: Fuck that! Lets play a mans game, Ping Ping pong!
Shane: Damn! I suck, but gee it sure is fun!
Ping ping pong by whiteoutt August 22, 2016
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ping pong enthusiast 

the best of the best at ping pong. why don’t we music are all ping pong enthusiasts as well as full course meals
wow daniel seavey is quite the ping pong enthusiast

Ping Pong Enthusiasts 

Used to describe the members of the pop band “Why Don’t We”
The boys of why dont we are ping pong enthusiasts.

Ping Pong 

What Dean Winchester & Castiel play a lot of
Dean: “Cas, I'm home!”

Castiel: (laying on a ping pong table, naked) “Good.”
Ping Pong by grrrr_peepeepoopoo March 18, 2021

pink ping pong ball 

An extremely large anal bead that gets stuck inside you for weeks at a time.
I used a pink ping pong ball last night. It felt so good.

Nigger Ping-Pong 

Bill: Hey did you catch the basketball game last night?

Ron: No I don't watch nigger ping-pong.

media ping-pong 

When a member of the media asks someone a question, then that person tells the media to ask somebody else the same question.
Sports reporter #1: "Why did the manager bench you for three games?"

Baseball player: "Ask him."

Sports reporter #2: "That's media ping-pong."
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