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Pineapple Pizza 

The fastest way to turn a discussion into a warzone. Bring up anchovies for bonus points.
Fred, Ursula, Charles, and Kyle: *civil discussion about lamps*
Douchebag: Pineapple pizza is Hitler/Jesus!
*cue World War 3*
Pineapple Pizza by Yopmail User August 3, 2023

Pineapple Pizza 

A pizza with pineapple slices on top, which some people might like, while others don't.
Either way, I respect your opinion
Me: I have a random question, do you like pineapple pizza? Because I do...
Him: Nah....it's not really my favourite. I'm not really that kind of guy who likes to put fruit in pizza.

pineapple pizza 

The subject of many debates on the internet. Some consider pineapple pizza the vilest thing in existence; others love it.
Can I get some pineapple pizza, please?”
Hell no!”

Dangling Pineapple Pizza 

A delicious variant to the traditional Papa Murphy's Stuffed Crust Hawaiian Pizza. The original stuffed crust Hawaiian pizza was renamed to the Dangling Pineapple Pizza in 2014 after a Georgetown, TX Papa Murphy's location worker was discovered adding a little something extra to the original Stuffed Crust Hawaiian by dragging his scrotum across the pizza. It has since become a tradition and enjoyed by many a Texan.
Dude I am starving. Want to grab a pizza and head home?
Yea bro. Let's head to Papa Murphy's and pick one up and take home.
Sweet! I love the stuffed crust Hawaiian.
They don't have that any more bro!
Why not?
Remember the scrotom drag is now added just prior to pick up. It's now the Dangling Pineapple Pizza.

Even better!

Pineapple pizza 

A circle of bread that satanists eat as they dance around a fire. Eating pineapple pizza is a sin.
Hey kids... wanna eats some.... pineapple pizza??
Pineapple pizza by Anna Krapler February 3, 2019

Pineapple pizza 

Why
Why would anyone eat pineapple pizza if you could instead die
Pineapple pizza by Origonal July 13, 2019