Pinball Nathan
Pinball Nathan was a wizard at the game. For over 10 years not a single person could come close to beating him. He was the utmost respected player to ever play the game. Born 06/22/80 in the Buckingham Palace, London, England. His father and mother were on a business trip to visit Queen Elizabeth II. She was fascinated with the game Nathan’s father had created. That game was, none the less, the greatest game ever made. Pinball. Most would believe Nathan’s legacy would end with that. That the fortune and fame of his fathers creation would be the downfall of his demise. Instead Nathan set out to be the best player to live. And throughout the years as-well as numerous PPA ( Professional Pinball Association ) tournament wins. Nathan, now known as Pinball Nathan is the best player to flap his fingers on a pinball machine that has ever lived. He retired ten years ago. But sometimes, in the small city he now lives in called Wilmington, NC, in the United States of America, you can still see him play. Destroying all of the Cape Fear Flippers Club.
Pinball Nathan by Johnny Two Toe June 28, 2022
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