Pimp Daddy 7

He is legend amongst men. A pimp daddy of select variety, his only goal in life is obtain "the 7," an elite group of fine n funky females who he must hook with or else his life is void and he will never ascend to the level of Pimp Daddy 48. His number of females to obtain is ultimately decided by his superior, the wise master known as "Marvel Stories."

Guy 1: "Dude I'm so sad right now."
Guy 2: "Why?"
Guy 1: "Pimp Daddy 7 just stole my girl."
Guy 2: "Oh yeah I know, they're both in his jeep right now."

by Clucktastic July 2, 2016