pillage

1)
A licence presented by kings and queens allowing Pirates to legally and for a salary, plunder other countries navies and opposing pirates or privateers. Essentially its the document permitting and defining one as a privateer.

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2)
The debut album of the greatest Pirate band ever in the history and future, Wheels of Poseidon.

Sir Francis Drake was given a Licence to Pillage by Queen Elizabeth I of England allowing him to plunder the Spanish navy.

Little Jimmy got a Licence to Pillage in his Christmas stocking one year and was really happy because he really liked pirates.

by Shoutin Will Bellamy January 9, 2011

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ass pillager

One who engages in anal sex. Generally used to describe homosexual sex where one partner sticks his penis deep into the other's rectum as if looking for pirate treasure. Also see ass pirate.

I know he's an ass pillager, but he has a good eye for the straight guy!.

by Isaac Fontaine December 8, 2003

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Boob pillaging

verb. The act, usually but not always while engaging in other forms of sexual behavior with a female who is unusually well endowed in the boob department, of paying particular and extraordinary attention to the aforementioned chest puppies in order to maximise the pleasure of the pillaging party. Particularly if the opportunity is not likely to arise again.

"She was coming on to me but I didn't go for it"
"Mate, did you see her knockers?! You could have pillaged those boobs!"

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"I bet Peter Andre does a fair bit of boob pillaging"

by titsmcwerter March 5, 2009

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