the process of taking a partner, and while standing, turn him or her upside down while the partner blows you and you squat up and down continuously.
NOTE: May cause some head injury
NOTE: May cause some head injury
For our anniversary, my girlfriend and i did a Norwegian 360 degree piledriver.
by Rpalocio November 4, 2011
Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.
Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.
Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.
Sam: This 4th of July is gonna be crazy Pam gave me permission to try a Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.
Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.
Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.
by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin February 25, 2011
The process of fucking your cousin (with your dad) in a shed, with a blindfold on your dick and riding a tractor upside down and singing Yankee Doodle dandy. Your cousin has to be tied sideways to the wall, or it is illegal.
by RnR-Jokes September 21, 2018
by black doofenshmirtz April 2, 2021
When it becomes necessary for a man to use a shovel in any way during sexual intercourse for any reason.
"Hey man, how'd it go with my sister last night?"
"Amazing!! I even got to do a Jackson piledriver!"
"Right on, man!"
"Amazing!! I even got to do a Jackson piledriver!"
"Right on, man!"
by Mississippi d April 21, 2015
Sending a bald eagle in search for a hot stripper, bringing her back and tie her around a flag pole with the American flag waving in the wind with the bald eagle standing on top of the flag pole watch as Cam Newton throws a perfect spiral of absolute destruction into her. AMERICA FUCK YEAHHHHHHH!!
Luke: Cam Newton with the American Piledriver of Destruction, did amazing.
Liam: Oh shit, I was once asked to do that.
Liam: Oh shit, I was once asked to do that.
by geageoheglhaen December 1, 2015
A sex maneuver in which the partners perform a 69 in vertical stance (similar to the piledriver wrestling move) while sitting on top of a cow
by NebbyNeberson February 2, 2023