A highly intelligent bird. There are many amazing breeds, ranging from the colours bright blue to even brighter pink, and in sizes from a turkey to a sparrow. The common Domestic Pigeon, found on the streets, was first brought to Canada/US by European settlers for food. The have the capability of outflying a hawk, and can fly over oceans. Pigeon war heroes, such as Cher Ami and G.I. Joe, have saved countless lives. These birds are actually very cleanly, always grooming, and even cleaning their poop out of nests. They are able to do math. Pigeons have extremely strong family bonds, stick by their young no matter what, and mourn when their mates die. Pigeons show empathy, and comfort widows or widowers.
I found the matriarch of the flock dead! That explains the patriarchs absence! Must be mourning...poor pigeon!
by PigeonsFTW! December 28, 2011
Female who goes out looking for dates
by false advertising. Then they try to get them to do something ill mannered like pay for their bills.
Facts: Bird is slang for woman in other countries.
Origin: made popular in late 90's by rap group "Sporty Thieves" in a reply to "TLC" song called Scrubs
Pigeon is derived from Pigeon feet. Which is a foot disease you get by constantly wearing tight shoes like high heels.
Some characteristics are...
Ugly feet, constantly going to the solon to pluck there mustache,
clothes are borrowed,
Fake Things on there body... like fake hair, fake nails, fake lashes, fake Eyecolor etc..
Physically Altered Body.... fake nose, fake boobs, fake lips, face lifts.
Pretty much somebody who can't just be real to attract somebody and may use the person for personal gain.
by false advertising. Then they try to get them to do something ill mannered like pay for their bills.
Facts: Bird is slang for woman in other countries.
Origin: made popular in late 90's by rap group "Sporty Thieves" in a reply to "TLC" song called Scrubs
Pigeon is derived from Pigeon feet. Which is a foot disease you get by constantly wearing tight shoes like high heels.
Some characteristics are...
Ugly feet, constantly going to the solon to pluck there mustache,
clothes are borrowed,
Fake Things on there body... like fake hair, fake nails, fake lashes, fake Eyecolor etc..
Physically Altered Body.... fake nose, fake boobs, fake lips, face lifts.
Pretty much somebody who can't just be real to attract somebody and may use the person for personal gain.
"fuck going to that club, ther nothing but pigeon out there tonight".
(after wig falls off)... "ughhhhh!!! get the fuck away from me PIGEON!!!!".
(after wig falls off)... "ughhhhh!!! get the fuck away from me PIGEON!!!!".
by Lec2 February 10, 2003
A sexual technique / practical joke.
For a male to pull his own rod and shoot his load on someone. This male must be stationed by a window ledge, on a bridge, on a tree or basically any height by which innocents may pass. On the point of ejaculation, said male must aim his spray at a passer-by, creating a similar scenario to a pigeon crapping on this passer-by. When the passer-by looks up, instead of finding a snarsy, giggling pigeon, they will instead find a dangling penis and ballsack and potentially an extra drop or two.
*Note* This can also become a couples event. As long as the partner has a steady hand and understands the tempo at which the "shooter" likes to masturbate at.
For a male to pull his own rod and shoot his load on someone. This male must be stationed by a window ledge, on a bridge, on a tree or basically any height by which innocents may pass. On the point of ejaculation, said male must aim his spray at a passer-by, creating a similar scenario to a pigeon crapping on this passer-by. When the passer-by looks up, instead of finding a snarsy, giggling pigeon, they will instead find a dangling penis and ballsack and potentially an extra drop or two.
*Note* This can also become a couples event. As long as the partner has a steady hand and understands the tempo at which the "shooter" likes to masturbate at.
Passer-by (To self): "awww, not a pigeon crap, on my new Armani suit! I've got an important international business meeting in a minute. (Looking up into the tree he is passing)
Naked tree-man: "You just hit with The Pigeon BITCH!"
Passer-by: "You don't mean to tell me this is semen? Oh SHIT, OH SHIT"
Naked tree-man: "You just hit with The Pigeon BITCH!"
Passer-by: "You don't mean to tell me this is semen? Oh SHIT, OH SHIT"
by ThePatientPigeon March 28, 2010
Eddie: "I've been selling 10's as 20's all day man, all day!"
Wallace: "Where at bro, to who!?"
Eddie: "Just some pigeon down by the barber shop."
Wallace: "Where at bro, to who!?"
Eddie: "Just some pigeon down by the barber shop."
by TedStroke June 12, 2013
A small feathered creature that eats french fries and like to defacate ontop of people, cars, important things. A subspecies of bird. Also known as the feathered rat or gutter bird.
by Fred September 23, 2003
by powadekim May 10, 2006
Wearing your Fitbit around your ankle (like a ringed pigeon) and wiggling it while sitting at your desk, in order to increase your step count.
by neverkino October 12, 2020