Pieter Van Den Hoogenband

Definition: The Best Name In The Universe, Period!

Background: Netherlands Olympic Swimmer

The winner of the 100m backstroke, Pieter Van Den Hoogenband.

Pieter Van Den Hoogenband by Alec Featherstone August 16, 2004

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Pieter van den Hoogenband

Gorgeous, Dutch. Hottest guy in elite swimming, known for his rivalry/love affair with Ian Thorpe and perfect teeth. Also known as Hoogie, among many other humourous variations on his surname. Has countless websites devoted to his physical perfection and the (really very obvious) relationship he and Thorpey have going, which is officially called "Thoogie".

Couldn't you just FEEL the sexual tension between Thorpey and Hoogie after the 200 Free?

Pieter van den Hoogenband by M March 18, 2005

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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