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Piesek

Commonly used as a name for an Egyptian Pharoh Hound, pronounced 'pye--sek' also meaning 'doggy' in Polish.
Girl:Piesek, good doggit!
Piesek: Bark Bark, *licks face*
by AlicjatheAlien December 16, 2010
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Piesexual

If you give a person pie they will get sexual
Sam-Cas, Dean is Piesexual

Cas-*lightbulb goes off*
Cas-*gets pie*
Cas-Dean I got you pie
Dean-Bed. Now.
by Dean goddamn winchester March 14, 2015
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Pesek

(peh-zek) Noun: The Czech word for "bad-ass"
"That guy just shot down a helicopter with a pistol! He's so pesek!"
by Killz Hiz Prey February 4, 2010
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piesexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to pie.
person one: god im horny
person two: yeah, i just wanna fuck a pie
person one: ....what?
person two: im piesexual
by Anthony Scott April 13, 2008
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Ben Pesek

(proper noun) - A Pokemon master that is also the Overlord of Kinkiness. He enjoys catching Pokemon all day long, and being kinky in the evenings in white mini vans with lotions and hot tubs.
I had lots of fun playing Pokemon with Ben Pesek last night; it got kinky fast.
by Anonymous Mousesies November 7, 2012
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Piesexual

A person who takes sexual pleasure in the act of being pelted with pies during intercourse. The flavour of pie chosen varies greatly between piesexuals.
The custard stains on his wall suggested to the girl that he was deeply piesexual.
by James Almond December 13, 2008
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Piesexual

A very misunderstood form of sexuality.

The act of achieving satisfaction through the consuming of pie alone. Use of genitals during the pietercourse is usually looked down upon, i.e. "spoiling the pie"

A relationship with such an individual is impossible, and all attempts for a human to use pie to convince the piesexual to become heterosexual or even homosexual is useless. The human generally finds themselves alone, watching the piesexual consume the pie alone.

The number of sexual partners a piesexual person has may number into the tens of thousands.
Susie: "Hey, I baked you this pie, want me to smear it all over my body so you can lick it off?

John: "NO! Just give me the pie and walk away. I don't want your nasty girly parts to ruin it!"

Susie: "Oh John, I wish you weren't so piesexual!"
by ChairiePi February 22, 2011
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