pieser 

The act of busting a nut all over the place because a girl(or often times a man) touched you in the slightest way, and you got excited because you never get any.

Andrew pulled a pieser the other day when STD Debbie walked by and accidentally brushed against him.

pieser by pias30317 July 24, 2007

pidser 

i lige bebberoni, wad aboud u? /okej

"I juzt ordered a pidser, is hod an sbicy :DDDD"

pidser by Johnny Grow May 6, 2021

Piemergency 

The point at which a new diet and old habits collide, resulting a frantic, usually late night excursion to the local grocery where you wander the bakery searching for any combination of high fat, high sugar goodies to satisfy your sweet-toothed lust.

Large Marge: So, how's the diet going?
Fatty McFatterson: I totally blew it last night. I tried to fight it, but it was a piemergency. I HAD to get some sugar!

Piemergency by lostpyrate December 17, 2008

preserverance 

The ability to keep going even of you think the task is too much too handle. Being able to handle anything that comes in your direction, even though it may seem impossible. The ability to take on and concur whatever may face you. The fortitude to keep your mindset and keep pushing towards the goal.

My preserverance was strong enough to defeat my battle against the demons in my mind. I preserved the strength that I learned and used it against my enemies.

preserverance by Alf&om613 February 5, 2018

The Struggle Pisser 

Usually a senior citizen who struggles vehemently to expel a few drops of urine due to his inflamed prostate. The struggle pisser exerts so much energy that it causes perspiration and appears as if the person has just engaged in a marathon. so exasberated by the activity, the struggle pisser needs to lean against the wall to regain composure. It is not uncommon for the struggle pisser to flatulate as a result of the force required.

Bill: "Howie! Are you having a heart attack or giving birth to a 5 year old? You are beat red!!!"

Howie: "Nah, my prostate is inflamed and I had to force out my pee."

Bill: "WOW! You really are The Struggle Pisser!"

The Struggle Pisser by Jmpjvewal March 18, 2008

Pool pisser 

A 30 something YMCA male who dives into the unoccupied kiddie pool and proceeds to urinate through his under armour shorts while staring at the life guard.

That ex football player amounted to nothing in life but a god damn pool pisser.

Pool pisser by Bdevil5 December 14, 2010

smash pissers 

to smash pissers means to have sex.

hey, do you wanna go smash pissers?

smash pissers by i love boobs February 6, 2007