Pierceson

Pierceson is a rare type of male specimen and should be held tight and cherished. Having a Pierceson in your life is like owning a legendary pokémon card—hold onto him for dear life because he is super valuable. You’d be a fool to trade him for any amount of money or any other kind of pokémon card because he is sexy and can offer you everything you’d ever need. Also he has a big dick.

Person 1: Damn…was that Pierceson?

Person 2: Yeah wow…he is fine as hell. Did you see him playing lacrosse the other day? I couldn’t stop looking at his muscular legs.

Person 1: Shoot I missed that game. I can’t believe I missed out on seeing his legs running all about that field.

Person 2: He sure is an enigma.

by sillycilantro November 23, 2021

Pierson'd

When one is getting drunk too fast, they are getting Pierson'd. After an onset of 30-45 minutes of heavy drinking, an individual begins to feel "beyond tipsy" and given the short amount of time that has elapsed: they have been Pierson'd.

I have several experiences with friends when i have gotten a little too drunk in a short amount of time. A good example of this would be when my friend had a keg party at his house and I got Pierson'd and thanked his mother for birthing him (him being my friend).

by Padawan Magilicuttie December 20, 2010

Kate Pierson

A woman of 60(as of 2008) who shares the same voice in the musical group, "The B-52's" as she did when they first emerged. Almost twice as attractive as she used to be and adored by almost no young boys today.
A sickness from listening to their music all too much.

Chelsea C : "Daviddddd<3 Did you listen to Funplex!?(Drools)"

David : "Yeah, and now I've Kate Pierson..."

by David the Louse August 21, 2008

Pierson

A tall, unbelievably sexy man with a massive shlong that all the girls want to bone. He is a meme Lord and an all round awesome guy that anyone would be thankful to be in the presence of.

Devi: Who is that sexy man over there with the massive bulge in his pants?

Rias: That's Pierson, I would totally bone him.

by Totally_Not_Pierson February 20, 2019

Pierceland

Pierceland is a small village in north west Saskatchewan. It is 20 minutes away from Cold Lake, Alberta, an equally grubby city. If you like easy girls and assholes, you will love Pierceland. The guys have small dicks and try to compensate by driving big pickup trucks. They act like assholes so people won't suspect that in all actuality they are actually raging pussies. They can only think with their dicks because their too tight wranglers cut off the circulation of blood to their brains. Activities frequented by the locals include hunting, fishing, quadding, hockey, ski dooing, and binge drinking.

Person 1: I was with some guy last night and he had the tiniest dick I have ever seen!!

Person 2: Wow, he must have been from Pierceland!

by coldlakegirl97 September 4, 2010

Pierson

Absolute unit of a man. He stands out from the crowd and is a true alpha male. Only Pierson's are approved units.

Pierson is an absolute unit!

by Mr Gavin Fox November 13, 2019

pierson ybarra

A fat obese gorilla that all ladies avoid at all cost even it means killing themselves

"Dammit I made eye contact with Pierson Ybarra, kill me now"

by D.rose56 March 30, 2017