Pierceson is a rare type of male specimen and should be held tight and cherished. Having a Pierceson in your life is like owning a legendary pokémon card—hold onto him for dear life because he is super valuable. You’d be a fool to trade him for any amount of money or any other kind of pokémon card because he is sexy and can offer you everything you’d ever need. Also he has a big dick.
Person 1: Damn…was that Pierceson?
Person 2: Yeah wow…he is fine as hell. Did you see him playing lacrosse the other day? I couldn’t stop looking at his muscular legs.
Person 1: Shoot I missed that game. I can’t believe I missed out on seeing his legs running all about that field.
Person 2: He sure is an enigma.
Person 2: Yeah wow…he is fine as hell. Did you see him playing lacrosse the other day? I couldn’t stop looking at his muscular legs.
Person 1: Shoot I missed that game. I can’t believe I missed out on seeing his legs running all about that field.
Person 2: He sure is an enigma.
by sillycilantro November 23, 2021
Get the Piercesonmug.