pie-eyed means to be intoxicated, derives it's name from the dialated pupils that people get on certain substances, pupils as wide as pies, in the hippy "jam band" scene being pie-eyed usually refers to being intoxicated on lsd, mushrooms, ecstacy, molly, or char
Jimmy took a hand full of mushrooms and a hit of Molly and a half hour later was pie-eyed like a mofo
A term used to describe how amazingly stoned you feel. With Pukka pies being a 'baked' product, pukka meaning exceptionally strong and prime cannabis and pie-eyed being the way someone severely stoned's eyes look.
"ahh dude did you see me last night? I was totally pukka pie-eyed.. Could'nt even talk properly"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*