Pickle Packer

1. One who enjoys packing pickles into the jar.

2. One who engages in rough anal sex

See fudge packer and peanut packer

3. The operator of a pickle packing machine at vlastic

I lost my job at Walmart - now i gotta be a pickle packer in Bushwick.

by Phtevey April 21, 2017

pickle packer

one who packs pickles

porn stars are known to be pickle packers

by Ostrich Cock November 20, 2006

Pickle Packer

"Pickle packer" is a term used to describe gay men.

"Ohh do you see that dude? He's such a pickle packer."

by Pesky_waffle December 4, 2023

Half Packed Pickle Punch

A sophisticated sexual maneuver performed at the top of a staircase which involves taking a ripe cucumber from your vegetable drawer in the fridge. Then, clubbing your sanctified other over the back of their head (while in coitus) causing the phallic pre-pickle to snap into two pieces.

Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.

Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.

My ex actually requested that I half packed pickle punch her at my stabbin cabin in Muskoka.

by Doggy Style Dennis the Menace December 24, 2018

parker the pickle

A weird pickle with eyes and rules a city

Oh no Parker the Pickle took over our town! He's now king!!

by Clap and a half October 3, 2017

picklepicker

a derogatory slur for the emo women that can't be trusted alone with a quarter pounder

my girls a picklepicker, dawg. can't have sh*t.

by irrev3rent July 15, 2024