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To be inebriated beyond the point of intelligent decision-making.
ex. 1

"Man, you have to stop taking fat girls home. Being pickeled is no excuse."

ex. 2

"I don't know how you drove home last night. You were so pickeled.
by Mr. Reality Music January 25, 2008
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when you don't understand / are confused completely
what are u on about your pickeling my head!
by Sian Mcveigh June 08, 2005
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Screwed, or any exploitive derivative of the terminology.

Lawyer 1: He got caught with weed, and they're trying to give him five.
Lawyer 2: Yea, he's getting pickeled.


Yeah, his girlfriend has been pickeling the whole town.
by Mr Reality Music January 21, 2008
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A well-known slang term for being totally robbed, raped, done wrong, done dirty, cheated, scammed, sold a bill of goods, lied to, sold out, backstabbed, betrayed, tattled on, snitched out, or otherwise fucked over by a person no one would ever in a million years consider anywhere near smart enough to get one over on a mildly retarded goat let alone another human being. If you have ever had your wallet stolen by an inbred trailer trash whore with a 2nd grade education and a couple of extra chromosomes, you have been Pickeled. If you have ever had your car comandeered and then totaled by someone who seemed to be a desperate undercover FBI agent on the trail of a dangerous psychopath criminal who later turned out not to be an FBI agent or even a member of law enforcement at all but in reality was a tipsy 10th grader whose grandfather was a cop before he got Alzheimers, you have been Pickeled. "Pickeled" was coined by the people of Western Washington who ever had any occasion to do business with, buy a house near, or attend school with any of the adults or children of the notorious Pickel family, a well known group of lying, thieving, scamming, crooked, backstabbing snitch assholes famous for both being about as sharp as a sack of wet mice AND for happily fucking anyone and everyone over as hard as possible as soon as possible.
Yokel 1: "Hey, what the hell happened to Ray's Mustang?!? Why is he driving that ancient, shitty Volvo?"
Yokel 2: "He got TOTALLY Pickeled cause he made a deal with one of those Pickels to do some work for them and though they had him working exclusively on their houses for more than a month, they never paid him a dime so his car got repo'ed."
Yokel 1: "Well that was awfully stupid of him, those people never pay for shit, all they do is steal and suck the intelligence out of every room they enter!"
Yokel 2: "Inorite?!?"
by BadgerBite May 31, 2014
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