A well-known
slang term for being totally robbed, raped, done wrong, done dirty, cheated, scammed, sold a bill of goods, lied to, sold out, backstabbed, betrayed, tattled on, snitched out, or otherwise fucked over by a person no one would ever in a million years consider anywhere near smart enough to get one over on a mildly
retarded goat let alone another human being. If you have ever had your wallet stolen by an inbred trailer trash whore with a 2nd grade education and a couple of extra chromosomes, you have been Pickeled. If you have ever had your car comandeered and then totaled by someone who seemed to be a desperate undercover FBI agent on the trail of a dangerous
psychopath criminal who later turned out not to be an FBI agent or even a member of law enforcement at all but in
reality was a tipsy 10th grader whose grandfather was a cop before he got Alzheimers, you have been Pickeled. "Pickeled" was coined by the people of Western Washington who ever had any occasion to do business with, buy a
house near, or attend school with any of the adults or children of the notorious Pickel family, a well known group of lying, thieving, scamming, crooked, backstabbing
snitch assholes famous for both being about as sharp as a sack of
wet mice AND for happily fucking anyone and everyone over as hard as possible as
soon as possible.
Yokel 1: "Hey, what the hell happened to Ray's
Mustang?!? Why is he driving that ancient, shitty Volvo?"
Yokel 2: "He got TOTALLY Pickeled cause he made a deal with one of those Pickels to do some
work for them and though they had him working exclusively on their houses for more than a month, they
never paid him a dime so his car got repo'
ed."
Yokel 1: "Well that was awfully stupid of him, those people never pay for shit, all they do is steal and suck the intelligence out of every room they enter!"
Yokel 2: "Inorite?!?"
