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pick and roll 

When someone picks their nose and rolls it, before depositing on a nearby surface or popping it into their mouth.
"Did you see Craig pick and roll in our meeting today? That was incredibly gross!"
pick and roll by The Melons July 22, 2007

pick and roll 

when a friend interrupts a conversation in order for their friend to leave.
Dude, thanks for the pick and roll. That bitch was crazy as hell.
pick and roll by jerry denstorff October 12, 2004

Pick and roll 

While driving, another driver on the road blocks yet another vehicle that would otherwise hit your car, setting the "pick." Then, once the pick is established, you "roll" into an otherwise imposible turn.
Alex - "It's impossible to make this turn, how will I ever get out?"

Joe - "That lady in the Explorer is setting a pick for you. Roll motherfucker roll."

Alex - "Kazaam, I just executed a perfect pick and roll."
Pick and roll by THE LOCKSMITH January 7, 2006

pick and roll 

Transsexual slang for hiding your penis when boymoding.
Alice: You ready to go out to the mall?
Jess: Sure, one sec, just gotta do a little pick and roll ;)
pick and roll by 20_20_20_20 February 25, 2021

pick-and-roll 

1. to set up a pick and roll in basketball

2. to move forward in a policy debate tournament, based on 'picking up'

3. to 'pick' up an opportunity at a dis, and 'roll' with it by a disrespectful comment in good humor

4. to 'pick' a girl/guy and 'roll' by smoothly going forward by either chatting it up, or getting it on on the dance floor.
"Yo, we pick-and-rolled so much yesterday and won the basketball game by 10 points."

Alan: "Did you break or did the other team have better arguments?"
Dennis: "We pick-and-rolled all the way to finals, man!"

Jake: "Could I get some donuts from that box?"
Tory: "Dude, that's all you eat anyway."
Mark: "OH Snap! That was OD Pick-and-roll man!"

Arthur: "I heard you went to the dance, had soda, and just came back home, man."
Chris: "That's crap, man. I pick-and-rolled all night."
pick-and-roll by A-Unitz February 17, 2009